Tim Helsing

Based in York. I kill vampires and such. I happen to have a documentary crew following me around. S3 trailer -

[Tim Helsing @iamtimhelsing]

I KILL MONSTERS.

https://t.co/t0Mj0mJf7e

Sort of. 33 episodes online now. DO IT.

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Hello. I'm back.

In an effort to reboot my struggling YouTube career, I present the pilot for my new show "Tim Helsing's Ghost Stories."

https://t.co/t8vGD4m3kg

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Thank you to the very odd people who gave up some time today to talk all things spooktober.

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Trying to film our new show but

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So. This Sunday I'm shooting a pilot for my new show, Tim Helsing's Ghost Stories.

I think you can all agree that it's a catchy title.

Online Halloween.

Ta.

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@Grimderp This is gross and I've seen some gross stuff.

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@Canada_ALL_IN_ SWAAAAAAAAAAG! Glad it arrived in one piece.

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@Hightowerx3 He looks really angry.

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Tim VS The ______________?

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@Hightowerx3 Artificial flavours.

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#NewProfilePic

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@Hightowerx3 Toes, mostly. Just loads of different toes.

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@Hightowerx3 Some terrible things go into their sauces.

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@Hightowerx3 I can't afford to :( Finding it tough to get work these days.

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I finally got my phone back from that massive worm thing that lives under Lendal Bridge!

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@Grimderp @redshirtjamie This is dangerous activity. I approve.

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Tis the season https://t.co/vyZ4Y7tads

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Finally! More letters. 140 was never enough for me to spread my unique brand of wisdom across the internet.

So.

Um.

Vampires, right? They’re not good.

Like really not good.

Bad, you could say.

Dear God, there’s more space. Take it back. TAKE IT BACK. #240characters

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Genres are for the sensible! https://t.co/gEXh4KtZJ6

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Genre-bending docu-horr-com-egedy @iamtimhelsing screened at #PLTVS2 as part of our #NewComedyHeroes strand at #PLTVS2. Not for the weak of stomach! Watch more at https://t.co/FhlLNC0Q5q

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I'm still down here. Found an iPhone charger floating in the "water".

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Something down here is singing nursery rhymes, but all the words are in the wrong order.