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shut up it’s twitter

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

hate bitches like mondays

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

getting blocked is like flirting with me

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

ponte pa’ mi

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

that rauw and rosalia typa love>>>

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

how u meet someone’s parents and STILL cheat😭

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

las morras fresas me ponen debil

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

i could be at project X n you’d never know cause ion be posting shit fr

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

i need a girl, tryna have matching pjs by winter

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

as long as i got legs ima stand on all the shit i say

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

larry june>>>

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

she think i came over for sex… im about to start crying

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

my intrusive thoughts be tryna send a meme during an argument🤦🏽‍♂️

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

so private they can’t do shit but assume

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

i don’t gotta reply bitch dis my cellular device

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

getting blocked turn me on for sum reason

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

summer needa hurry up fr

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

i hate these bitches like mondays

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

idk shit about astrology but she got my dick rising

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

them late night deep convos with ur hbs on the game>>

[uli🕷️ @iamuli___]

girls start calling you “sassy” as soon as you start winning the argument