IAMVANICA

Independent contractor for a transportation company. Living a minimalistic/vegetarian lifestyle who loves to watch videos about cooking steaks.

[IAMVANICA @iamvanica]

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done

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The worst feeling in the world is asking the person you love the most what is it that they need from you. You give it and then they call you in the middle of the night to tell you how you failed them🤷🏽‍♀️

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Binge watching #Arrow on Netflix. I’m now at season seven and I can honestly say that Felicity is a horrible friend!

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I need people to learn the difference between a.m. and p.m. Because some of you still believe that one 2 o'clock in the a.m. is the middle of the night

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This lady wants to charge $635 for nighttime hours. I said ma'am that doesn't make any sense it's 4:30 in the morning. There is nowhere in the United States at this very moment where it is still yesterday.🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

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Daniel is NOT CRAZY 🤷🏽‍♀️ #FearTWD

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I think Charlie is lying about dying. #FearTheWalkingDead

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Mind would be everyone with a smoke detector that chirps constantly😤😤😤 #bookoflifeoffenses

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What is the pettiest reason you wouldn’t let someone into heaven? #bookoflifeoffenses

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@Dory22 @TheWalkingDead @WalkingDead_AMC @Skybound That’s Skidmark it belongs to Daniel from Fear The Walking Dead

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@TheWalkingDead @WalkingDead_AMC @Skybound With Sheba running a closing.

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@TheWalkingDead @WalkingDead_AMC @Skybound Dog is the best pet ever. His loyalty is to SELF….. just like every human in the apocalypse🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I simply told her that I was going to shop around.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I didn’t say it but I was thinking 10% of any number is easy math. You just have to move the decimal point😂😂😂😂

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BUT NO…. She tells me she doesn’t think my math is correct.

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At this point I’m thinking that she’s just being facetious because I asked to negotiate what she was charging.

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I said ma’am 10% of 850 is $85 so when you add $85 to $850 you get over $935.

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She tells me yes than proceed to but drop the rate to $850 plus 10% for taxes.

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She gives me a rate of $895. I asked if she was willing to negotiate the rate?

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Here’s the craziness I have to deal with from humans. I called a tow company to tow a motorcycle.

[IAMVANICA @iamvanica]

Hornsby is the kind of chess player that will sacrifice his queen to win NOTHING!!! #TWD