Me watching Vampire Diaries in 2022:
Elena: “what are you?”
Stefan thinking about it…
Me: Say it. Out loud.
Stefan: “I’m a vampire”
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I crack myself up
Little girl on her hands and knees in Whole Foods
Mom: Oh honey can you walk on your feet please?
Little girl: No I’m a kitty cat
😂😂 Oh to know what you want to be when you grow up