Willow Crawford

🥊🥋@Alwayswillowdmc 👈🏽 IG

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

My favorite book quote:

“If someone wants to suck your toes, those toes should be worth sucking”

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

Hahahaha I love the idea of someone wanting to show someone a tweet and accidentally showing them a video of a stepsister getting railed because they clicked X videos by mistake 😂😂

[@LuisValLe @LuisValLe_A]

@elonmusk 👌🏻

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

Watching goering watch that testimony was mind blowing too . Their hatred ran so deep it’s insane

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

But holy shit ****

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

I thought I knew everything there was to know about the WWII atrocities jr holy shut this new nuremberg documentary is like second hand ptsd for these people . Fuck I’m horrified by what I’m hearing

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

Please @instagram don’t put profile suggestions on my own profile it’s the one place I don’t want them , pleaser and thanks

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

Lobotomies are just like tattoos , you can’t just get one ☝🏽

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

Same on IG , you better believe I’m not paying to pretend im more important than I am. Y’all kind of whack if you pay for one , in my humble opinion

[ethan @ethannestor]

when you shit and piss and cum

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

Not a video of Frankie sticking his whole ass hand in his mouth to make himself gag making into a @Jacksepticeye video 😂😂 @basementyard @JoeSantagato

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

This girl just said “when I see a guy I like I just fall into the DICKSAND” ayoooo … same

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

“I want him to sit on my face , idk how that would work, it would probably hurt but i want it” oh love island , I love you 😂😂😂

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

If someone presented me with the opportunity to be a vampire , I would accept no questions asked , I have no reservations about it

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

This @LoveIsland season 2 cast shaming Zara for sleeping with that hot hot man Alex on the first date is so whack , all of youz had sex and she’s been sitting around crying , let her get some play and not make her feel bad

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

I think the scouse accent is hot as fuck … and I never thought I’d say that

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[corinna kopf @CorinnaKopf]

you should let me spit in your mouth

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

I just started love island form the beginning and I already know this shit gonna make me horny as fuck

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

When the lyric is “fuck come love me” and you’ve been singing “fuck come on me” all this time😅🫣

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

Top 3 condiments to masterbate with:

1. Mayonnaise
2. Blue cheese
3. Caesar dressing

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

I shouldn’t be allowed to process payments while I’m drunk but here I am charging mfers cards 😛😛

[Willow Crawford @iamwillowdmc]

Got ulcers so big , I got coffee comin out my belly button