Celine Intombiyenhle

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ☀️

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

All of a sudden everyone got a nervous system

[Abdulsamad @richtosho]

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[Zenaida Machado @zenaidamz]

Last night, the Mozambican 1st lady offered dinner to the Malawians fleeing anti-migrants protests in South Africa, who are using Maputo as a point of transit to travel back home, She appealed Maputo residents to show solidarity with the Malawian travelers.

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

Fun thing about being me is I’m always ahead of the curve … yall always realising things I said already 5 years later .
Being early can be an isolating experience but rewarding when the discourse starts catching up

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

Once you set aside the ego , you get a lot of clarity on things but very few people are ready to the level introspection required to identify your ego , and then action against it.

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

Thinking about the sushi in the fridge

[Mazwi Blose - MP @mazwiblose2]

"They called my dad iKwerekwere because he is Tsonga. They pulled my sister out of the shower while naked"

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

Being reckless with my digital foot print lately but hey

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

I bought suitcases on Takealot … and they were delivered today … the awkward tension between me and the Takealot delivery drivers 🤣😭🤣😭🤣

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

🤣 I could have ran this scam too

[TheYoungM💵 @TheYoungMosha]

this Zimbabwean guy fooled this girl that he's from America and gone take her to America he lied for 2 full years

He spoke like this for two years. Hahahahaha respect

i died when he went straight to his original language 😂😂😂

[Statistics South Africa (Stats SA) @StatsSA]

In 1996, 20.9% of young people aged 15–34 were married. By 2022, this had dropped to just 8.6% At the same time, cohabitation has become more common among young adults. #CensusZA30Years #YouthMonth

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

I want a marble bust of me made

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

Who can start reserving usernames in WhatsApp I want to pay you to hold some names for me 😛

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

Maybe this is what my 30s will be about. Giving up on the corporate life , finding alternative ways to sustain myself , perked up on a hill in chinhoyi somewhere writing books … with no deadline

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

Genuinely don’t have the stamina to write books but I would be Simone De Beauvoir if I did - I have so much to say and teach

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

Idk if it’s my algorithm picking up on my alt-femme agenda or if the girls truly are waking up … cos the last 10 years of discourse on this app yall have been fake as helllll

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

Genuinely don’t have the stamina to write books but I would be Simone De Beauvoir if I did - I have so much to say and teach

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There is no evidence reincarnation is linear. Your next life could be thousands of years ago.

[Celine Intombiyenhle @iamxceline]

There’s a lady with a PhD in oceanography #onhere who shows us the importance of STEM kids being mandated to take humanities courses during their studies omg

[Felsefe Parrhesia @Fparrhesia]

Hem sınır koymaya, hem duygularımı düzenlemeye, hem nazik kalmaya, hem aşırı iyi olmamaya hem de içimdeki çocuğu iyileştirmeye çalışıyorum.