ian

i do things to make people laugh; sometimes

[ian @ian2pencer]

Stranger: I hate plant city

Me: Im 1/8th strawberry so don't cross lines unless you wanna get... Berried

*drops mic
*signs off
*exits life

[ian @ian2pencer]

@h3h3productions @HilaKleinH3 hey homies, check your email(s) pls and thx.

papa bless

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I remain, #TeamHelloKitty -- but Civil War was so fucking good. Crisp high fives all around.

[ian @ian2pencer]

Texting grandma

[ian @ian2pencer]

Pizza is a virtue

[ian @ian2pencer]

I met @chancetherapper I'm never goin' to fail

[Anthony Ursetti @anthonyurs7]

"Describe yourself in three words"

[SuperDuperKyle! @SuperDuperKyle]

shout out my momma and Jesus

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

New poster I stuck up at my local tennis club today. No drugs cheats, please. Serious applicants only.

[Ty Pugh @Ty_Pugh]

Little did you know I would be back to take over Twitter with my 45 followers.

[ian @ian2pencer]

@RiversCuomo rightfully titled by the local record shop "the guy from WEEZER"

[ian @ian2pencer]

Take the time to listen past great beats and focus on the vivid picture that @JColeNC continues to paint; you'll know who the real GOAT is

[ian @ian2pencer]

@DonnieTrumpet I hear you in ULB my friend. The sound you make is undeniable #tlop

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Good to know.

[ian @ian2pencer]

@VicMensa @KendallJenner superstar family

[ian @ian2pencer]

If you carry a toothbrush on your person at all times, I expect you to tell me your majoring in oral hygiene. If not, there's issues