Ian Hecht

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

@Bschwar7 Your first mistake was getting the salad

[Jason 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @LLroomtempJ]

@Variety it's crazy to me how everyone is talking about Anne Hathaway and Jeremy Strong, but no one is talking about how different Kevin Hart looks here. Is he unwell?

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

@Bschwar7 #neveratthepeak

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

@Skeeter696969 Me when I can’t find my mom in the supermarket

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

@shermanatorrr @NICKMERCS Podcast heaven for you big fella

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

@jgoody13 They both have a special place in my heart if it helps

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

Half sours > sours

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

@IamKrinsky 50 nifty United States baby

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

@SubtleBodhi @BillRatchet This thread is shockingly long

[Jake @jpwilk22]

Wait for it 🤣🤣

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

Will I ever stop flinching when pigeons take flight near me?

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

@Jberman92 @LightsCameraPod Good call

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

@Jberman92 You only saying that cuz you got the biggest box in the world

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

Why isn’t bowl said like bowl if owl is said like owl?

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

@SpaceCubeQuavo You telling me a shrimp fried this rice??

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

Am I the only one who thought when girls said “I broke a nail” that they actually just cracked their fingernail and moved on like nothing happened?

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

Send these Spotify stats my way. These other people holding you back

[Ian Hecht @ian_hecht]

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