Ian Helm

Food fan and most importantly, dad. Preferred pronouns: You/Me/ Them?/Everybody..

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

.@sytner @VolvoCarUK £920 to flush an XC60 cooling system? What you using fucking liquid gold?

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@KTHopkins I still don’t feel we have all the evidence. We need to know if said arse was clean and showered or sweaty straight from the gig. Having that information would tell us so much more about the victim, her state of mind and indeed her character 🤔

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@Iromg @UKLIVEonline What, all of it?

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@thenodeproject @JackShe56 Spaniel

[Alan Mccullion @AlanMccullion]

@matthewdmarsden

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@redbaronpizza @USAPat4DJT Everyone’s gone out and bought Red Baron Pizza. Now the poor sod has to get up at 3am to go and restock! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Brivael Le Pogam @brivael]

If you want to understand what Elon Musk is really fighting, and who is really fighting him, this is the clearest map I can give you :

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@GOVUK Spend it counting how many undocumented scroungers can enter the country unhindered via the south coast in any 60min period

[🇬🇧Quinn Charley🇺🇸 @quinn_charley21]

Omg 🤦‍♀️

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@BorisJohnson

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

Michael Jackson sings the Postman Pat theme song and it’s amazing 😀

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@paulmasonnews

[Hambone's Word. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @Keithhambone]

Changing the music to Titanic makes it a bit funny!

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@KTHopkins @sydney_sweeney I don’t think @sydney_sweeney is making enough naked sports adverts. She should be knocking one out every afternoon. I know I am..

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@ChrissieMayr Is that Tina Turner under her armpit?

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@CompaniesHouse losing the will to live trying to verify my identity! All day going round in circles on the website. How can I give you the code you’ll apparently be sending me once I have cracked the system and managed to verify myself? Alan Turing would have quit by now 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@ItsTheLastHour @photobyluke @grok what is this video?

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@JohnCleese

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@KayBurley You don’t have to try so hard to prove you’re as thick as mince. We get it!

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@F0ODHub Yorkshire tea