Ian Helm

Food fan and most importantly, dad. Preferred pronouns: You/Me/ Them?/Everybody..

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

.@sytner @VolvoCarUK £920 to flush an XC60 cooling system? What you using fucking liquid gold?

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@GadSaad @ztisdale @BernieSanders His fried chicken isn’t as good as it used to be either..

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@ArchRose90 @David_J_Bond My mates grandad worked for NASA and once brought home a space shuttle. No of us saw it because he parked it in the back yard. True story

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@TaraBull What’s next, the lama taking a shit dance?

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@Benleo He axed you a question, you should have axed him how often he travels to Africa to be with his people. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@KTHopkins @StoneFree2Rant Yep so they can bring in facial recognition, digital ID to ‘solve the problem’ of far right uprising they created. Don’t help them put anger on streets. Keep up the humour. Nothing will piss them off more than winning through peace. Call it ‘Operation Gandhi’ and really rub it in

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@libsoftiktok @luvindiemusic Hilarious how he has to shove his hands in his pockets half way through the interview to keep his hard on in check..

[İş Dünyası Kitapları @IsKitaplari]

Bu görüntü, Japon televizyon programı Kasou Taishou’dan.

Hiçbir büyük teknoloji yok. Dev bütçeler yok. Özel efekt yok.

Sadece insan bedeni, kusursuz zamanlama, ekip çalışması ve inanılmaz bir hayal gücü var.

Mavi kıyafetli insanlar rüzgârı, halatları ve görünmez kuvvetleri temsil ediyor. Kırmızı ve sarı karakterler ise havada süzülen paraşütçüler gibi hareket ediyor.

Basit bir sahneyi adeta Hollywood sahnesine çevirmişler.

Bazen yaratıcılık, teknolojiden çok daha etkileyicidir.

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@JuliaHB1 @KarenJukes2 I think the word you’re looking for is knobbled!

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@libsoftiktok Lovely, but he’s no Danny La Rue..

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@koshercockney @fitay59 Is this the new James Bond?

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@Keir_Starmer @GordonBrown Yep, I miss the credit crunch too..

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@SorchaEastwood @FibonacciNature Start by not calling them ‘elites’. There are far better names you could use for them. They may believe themselves to be elite, don’t give them the credit!

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@ABridgen @Jones6240Jones They’re called Nortulusncrosus clouds and they’ve been around forever, honest..

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@RealDeniseWelch @richardpbacon Yes my child?

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@benonwine “and another thing…”

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@Keir_Starmer @ASK_des The original April Fool

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@PeterStefanovi2 Great to see her setting an example in the cost of living crisis by cutting her own hair..

[Lorraine Norton @LorraineNorton]

I am against the Assisted Dying Bill. The reason is, in November 2018 my Mother was in hospital recovering from pneumonia. No sooner than she was moved from the A&E ward to a general ward my family we was called to a meeting informing us that Mum was dying and saying it would cause a lot of harm to her if she had heart failure and was resuscitated. What we were told was heavily weighted to a Do Not Resuscitate order. After this numerous meetings were called heavily weighted towards Mum being put on an end of life pathway. Every time I visited I dreaded being called to yet another meeting. I began to feel hounded. In a meeting around 7th November a doctor informed us Mum had recovered well and was fit for discharge. His words “She’s in good shape”, so there was no need for further treatment and if we agreed he could fast track Mum to any place of our choice. Why would you not agree to that? Mum had told us she wanted us to “Get me out of this place” and the doctor was telling us her infection was now negligible and she was in good shape and fit for discharge… However, on my next visit, one and a half days later, I found Mum in a comatose state. I checked at intervals if she knew I was there. All Mum could do was flicker her eyelids and raise her brows in reply. I found, after her death, she had been given morphine and Midazolam. I stayed at the hospital overnight and Mum’s breathing was heavy, but I was twice assured it was normal… As I tended her next morning I saw frothy liquid coming from her mouth. She died as I was wiping her mouth and talking to her.
At some point I realised Mum must have died from drowning, with fluid filled lungs. I cannot imagine how awful this must be for someone who was severely claustrophobic and often felt as though she couldn’t breath. Absolute torture I imagine.
When I got the medical records I realised Mum had actually been started on the outlawed Liverpool Care Plan by someone who wasn’t even an elderly care doctor. He was a rheumatology registrar. The notes said two doctors were present, but he was the only one who spoke with four of us (Mum’s close family). The notes said we had requested that Mum’s life be ended. In retrospect I think through all this the family were baffled by all the suddenness and what felt like harassment, and in a state of shock. The medical records show a TEP form stating the hospital did not expect to die in the next twelve months, just around the time they told my sister and I Mum was dying!!!
This happened in November 2018. Since then I have been fighting for Justice. Mum did not want to die. The family had definitely not requested for her to be commenced on end of life “care”, and our Power of Attorney was ignored… The hospital PALS team, the PHSO, and the GMC, refuse to investigate the doctor. They say he followed end of life NICE guidelines and therefore did nothing wrong. My MP ignores my communications about the matter. After this happened I did some online research to see if others had had a similar experience. To my surprise I found The People’s Care Watchdog, with numerous cases. I then Co-founded EoL Watch “FAIME” [Families Against Involuntary Euthanasia], with a few others who had similar experiences. Then I heard of Jacqui Deevoy, who has made several films, and written a book covering people’s experiences of this. I also found other support and campaign sites, and found there were numerous people going through the same trauma. You see, none of us can trust an Assisted Dying Bill when we have encountered deceit, lies, collusion…. Our loved ones put on end of life before their time, our wishes and their wishes ignored, and Powers of Attorney not worth the paper they are written on… You want to safeguard doctors? I think you should also look into safeguarding patients, and their loved ones, because from what many of us have experienced we wouldn’t trust the Assisted Dying Bill any further than we could throw it. In our opinion it would be an easier path for unscrupulous doctors to end people’s lives with little to nothing done about any malpractice.
A total disgrace.
@Fox_Claire
@LordCFalconer
@CareWatchdog
@JacquiDeevoy1
@EoLWatch
@CompassnInCare
@EOLCampaigner
@SpotlightJustiz
@factukorguk
@DearCoroner
@patientslives_m
@Amanda_M_Hunter
@JulieJa24986365
@TopPsychCoach
@KD_UK1
@AshTFE

[Ian Helm @ian_helm]

@Glinner @jk_rowling @Lorien78 Let’s make this argument about a man. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@LauraLoomer Maybe it just didn’t like you?