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in my own world

[ian @ianamccarthy]

Started running consistently a few months ago. I don’t look any different, but i definitely feel a sense of superiority

[ian @ianamccarthy]

???

[A. G. Cook @agcook404]

It has come to my attention that you are intending to estimate the visual characteristics (as well as other physical properties, more on this later) of my undergarments. This epistemological uncertainty has also led you to ponder matters such as the translucency, technical…

[ian @ianamccarthy]

Is it just me or has climate change shifted cuffing season to spring?

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Damn if u don’t know what insurance is u are so stupid like everyone know what it is. Insurance is so easy to understand and not intangible at all. Someone should tell me what it is as a joke so we can both talk about how we know what it is. U go first

[L @aaron_jpeg]

THE ROADS ARENT SAFE WITH SPEED DRIVE BY CHARLI XCX OUT

[Black Mirror @blackmirror]

you're due an update.

[ian @ianamccarthy]

The makeup isle at target is a labyrinth that only few can navigate

[kaitelyn! @kaitelyn_haynes]

brb gonna go get some practice in since apparently this is the direction the U.S. is headed

[ian @ianamccarthy]

I be on my morning walks cosplaying as an NPC

[ian @ianamccarthy]

He’s sprinting back to work to save us 15% or more on car insurance

[ian @ianamccarthy]

2/23/22 is a palindrome

[ian @ianamccarthy]

#NewProfilePic

[ian @ianamccarthy]

Took this yesterday. It’s too cute not to share

[ian @ianamccarthy]

*Me when I present my designs to my professors*

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Nothing like watching someone speak confidently about something they know nothing about.

[ian @ianamccarthy]

Currently having a finance bro explain forex to me in my dms

[ian @ianamccarthy]

Apparently my favorite thing to do when I’m drunk is UberEats exceptionally large McDonald’s orders to me and everyone else I’m hanging out with

[ian @ianamccarthy]

Just bought a laptop that came with no operating system 🥳