Ian Carpenter

Wining them, dining them and sometimes 69ing them since 84 Go Pack Go

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

@StateFarm forget @AaronRodgers12 your new spokesman is @jordan3love with the “Discount Check Down” 🏧 🏧 🏧 #packers

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

@culvers last night my wife picked up Culver’s and as a Wisconsin native living in Florida, I’ve never been more disappointed. Not only was I let down but I feel they let down Wisconsin. Do better.

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

Hey @BWWings, I know mediocre is synonymous with your company but I guess the left over used oil chicken wing floater from the previous order really reminds me that ordering from your company only leads to disappointment

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

@BarLouie if I pulled out my biotherm for my au jus I would guess it’s near 60 degrees. A health inspection would deem that in the danger zone and this company should be embarrassed.

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

Thinking of a career move @tomsegura ?

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

Dear all bands: Start using whoever @Thrice used for merch. Best quality, best fit and they don’t shrink like every white T shirt in the hanes pack

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

@greyhavenband Don’t care, just come to south Florida

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

@sara_carrion_ Dr strange

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

Blood sausage has to be the most metal sounding food

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

Are we sure that @TheoVon isn’t actually @JODYHiGHROLLER this whole time?

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

Todays my wife’s birthday too @avada_kaydavra

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

How does one become a high tops guy? Asking for a friend

[Joe Barry #1 fan @nellis_tweets]

Holy shit they’re gorgeous 😍😍😍 #GoPackGo

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

@GameStopNFT can’t wait to transfer my LRC to my #GameStopWallet

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

Every embryo deserves the chance to vote Republican. #RoeVWade

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

Anyone wanna step up and become Bane and deal with these nut jobs? #RoeVWade

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

@pulte these people are trying to ruin what you’re doing. Can’t stand for it

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

I ate a delta 8 gummy on 4/19 because like the date it’s almost there #420day

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

@JordanETID That’s true He brought me bush’s Sixtern stone in 95

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

Another failure by the TSA in thwarting terrorism

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this

[Ian Carpenter @ianamls]

@GlennHowerton You’re at Justin winery?