Ian Artis, Jr., Esq.

@ewarren ‘20 alum. Writer. Thinker. Words in @flashfictionmagazine. Attorney and Counselor-at-Law in the great State of New York.

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

I paid exactly $0.00 USD for this photo: .@ewarren

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

@sandy_rachel20 💗❤️💗❤️💗

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

The @Wendys on Main in Williamsville is the worst location in western NY and that’s saying something

[Astead @AsteadWH]

the key to every group chat is mutually assured destruction. if you're the only one dropping tea, you're at risk. if one person is a little too silent, they gotta go

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

My left bicep:
The COVID vaccine:

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

I came on to this bird app to DEMAND — not ask — DEMAND that @samwhiteout DM re: his TRASH opinion that catcher in the rye isn’t one of the greatest books of all time let’s ARGUE

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

Sent an extremely time sensitive email only to realize it’s been stuck in drafts

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

My landlord is so independently wealthy I texted her sorry for forgetting rent on the first and she was like “oh yeah I forgot about that” 😩😂

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

💀

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out.

Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.

In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

IM SCREAMING IN MY OFFICE

[LaMorra @MorraPerriadora]

This shouldn’t have made me laugh this much

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

@SKEEerra Timesheets for salaried employees are just cruel

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

@vhuntercapps The way he just dropped like a sack of bricks

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

@vhuntercapps You’re gonna get yourself hurt 💀😂😂

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

@KatIoannides @OrganizerMemes I feel lucky. Mine didn’t break the skin. I’ll never forget canvassing one day and seeing a Rottweiler the size of an SUV barreling towards me

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

@KatIoannides @OrganizerMemes I literally got bitten by a dog while canvassing! The trauma

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

@bennainot Rent free. No mortgage.

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

@bennainot Beet pootigeig?

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

@benmcramer Why, because of her recent shoe debacle?

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

AOC is not letting her foot off his neck I’m so ill 😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Today, as I was sworn in, I held in my jacket pocket copies of the ships’ manifests recorded at Ellis Island when my Great Grandfather Israel arrived in 1911 and my Great Grandmother Annie arrived in 1913.

A century later, their great grandson was elected to the U.S. Senate.

[Ian Artis, Jr., Esq. @ianartis]

@jelani9 @Luvvie I think what’ll be crazier for me is watching her not get replaced 3 times over after a year