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Accountability. Governance. Integrity and A better Kenya

[Bianca™ @BiancaNaom1]

Gen Zs,

For once, be proud of your country!

Propaganda, misinformation, and disinformation won't help us move forward as a country!

Kenya is blessed; everyone in the world wants to associate with us.

For the first time in history, Kenya was invited to represent Africa at G7 in 2026.

For the first time in history, Kenya hosted the Africa Forward Summit in 2026.

For the first time, Kenya hosted the Africa Climate Summit in 2023.For the first time in history, Kenya has hosted Our Ocean Conference (OOC11) in 2026.

Kenya is a hotcake.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Hapo Kolenyo mnatuona vizuri? Sisi Sio Midusa.

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

RUTO: The gift that keeps on giving

[Eric @amerix]

Most of these girls with tattoos are experienced in sexual corruption and immorality.

They are manipulative. Liars and crooks.

Once you wear a condom, thinking you are protecting yourself, she will use her nails to tear off the rubber.

Or she will "innocently" ask you,

"My sweet honey, don't you trust me? I am honest. If I were dishonest, I wouldn't have opened up for you?"

Then you, with your gullibility, you lose your mind, and dip your dick into a snake park.

These are true stories I gather from my DMs.

But because you are naive, you may not understand the consequences of this sexual fraud until you check into a hospital with:

• Urethral discharge

• Pain when urinating

• Blood in urine

• Painful, swollen testicles

You will suffer these severe urethral symptoms just because you ignored my advice since low-lifes on X told you 'a tat is just ink, ignore Amerix.'

It is NOT.

The idea behind the tattoo is what tells the story, not the cosmetics on the skin.

A woman who goes for a tattoo is simply hiding from sexual trauma and reproductive failure:

• abortions

• failed relationships

• sexual prostitution

• alcoholism

• fatherlessness

• crime

She hopes the tattoo will hide her flaws. The tattoo is a red herring that distracts you.

The tattoo could be beautiful to your eye, maybe, but her soul is so dirty and irreparably damaged.

Have you ever met a woman with a tattoo who doesn't drink alcohol or who has no history of chaos?

Women love to preserve the integrity of their skin. They value their skin so much that they would never want flaws, dirt, ink, or cuts on their skin.

This is because a woman's skin tells the story of her fertility, fecundity and femininity.

A woman who has knowingly severed the integrity of her skin is a woman you should avoid.

Think.

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

Jofri,

As you retreat to think through and plan your role in the June 24th and 25th protests, as well as Saba Saba, we wish you well.

In the meantime, let me congratulate my good friend Kalonzo Musyoka for finally agreeing with his running mate, Edwin Sifuna, that the name of their coalition shall be Ukombozi Linda Mwananchi Alliance.

They have also agreed on their preferred Nairobi team. Babu Owino will run for Governor, Irungu Nyakera for Senator and someone you do not like for Women Representative.

I know you had previously advised that Nairobi should have a Kikuyu Governor. They have respectfully rejected that suggestion and settled on their own lineup. They are equally aware that you would have preferred Irungu Nyakera to challenge for Babu Owino's Embakasi seat, but they are comfortable with the arrangement they have chosen. In any case, Nyakera himself says you have mistreated him, I am sure you agree with that, especially with all the money he has given DCP.

As you take your rest, the team will be in the mountain, demonstrating they do not need you to make entry. Linda Mwananchi will be in Thika on 11th June and in Meru on 21st June.

Whether they have your blessing or not, Kalonzo's foot is firmly on the accelerator. It is good to note you have agreed to move the announcement of a candidate from next year to this year, because SKM will unveil his bid in August

Towards that end, Ukombozi, Linda Mwananchi Alliance has already attracted 7 parties that will sign an MOU in the next few weeks to kick-start their new vehicle.

Eugene Wamalwa, JB Muturi, Lenny Kivuti, Kawira Mwangaza, Irungu Nyakera and Kalonzo will all bring their parties on the table to put pen to paper and start their run behind SKM.

Yesterday, Fred called Kalonzo on loudspeaker. My two friends sitting on opposite sides listened in and had a good laugh about your famous 45-day timeline.

One of them remarked, "He is basically saying negotiate with me within 45 days. In reality, you only have 44 days left to give me a deal."

The other burst into laughter as he agreed with the analysis. You can probably guess who was who.

As for you, continue planning your role for June 24th and 25th. You have an established predictable pattern, like in 2024 it is prayers in the mountain with your phone off and then after your role is done, Mombasa.

For now, as usual.........

Sina mengi ya kusema kwa sasa.

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

Asante @WilliamsRuto, asante Kenya!

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Tonight in Nairobi, we gather not only to celebrate the enduring bonds between Africa and France, but also to usher in a bold new era of partnership anchored in shared prosperity, mutual respect, and opportunity for our citizens.

At State House Nairobi, I had the honour of hosting a State Banquet for the Heads of State and Government attending the inaugural Africa Forward Summit 2026.

On behalf of the Government and the people of Kenya, I extend a warm welcome and deepest appreciation for your presence, engagement, and commitment to advancing a stronger and more prosperous future for Africa and its global partners.

May this summit strengthen our common resolve and deepen the spirit of cooperation that unites us.

Karibuni Kenya.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Couldn't catch him! 🔥 Congratulations to Sabastian Sawe on his fastest marathon (male) at 1:59:30. He also beats Eliud Kipchoge’s fastest marathon distance #londonmarathon @LondonMarathon

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

We celebrate you, Sabastian Sawe, for a performance of rare brilliance at the London Marathon. You have not only claimed a historic victory; you have redrawn the limits of human endurance, smashing the world record and breaking the two-hour barrier with extraordinary resolve.

This is more than a win; it is a defining moment. Your triumph places you firmly among the greats of global athletics and reaffirms Kenya as an enduring force at the pinnacle of distance running.

We also commend Hellen Obiri and Joyciline Jepkosgei for their remarkable second and third-place finishes in the women’s race. Your discipline and competitive fire continue to define the standard of Kenyan excellence on the world stage.

You have lifted our flag high, inspired a nation, and reminded the world of the power of determination. We are proud.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Citizen TV should ask Jeff Koinange to loan Olive Burrows his fire extinguisher for next Friday's morning show - today's carnage was legendary.

[GIDI @Gidi_Traffic]

Signs Of A Weak Man.

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[Kasmuel McOure @_KasKazini]

Nyikwa Ramogi Ajwang!

Your son is coming home. Tuchukue kura. We must make our voices count and capture power in 2027.

Tuko Kadi na Broad Based Government.
Tuko Kadi na H.E. Dr. William Samoei Ruto.

[Gym Workout | Strength Training | Clean Form @Grind4Gainzz]

Strong back = Powerful physique

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

How Kenyans Abroad Can Handle Money, Invest, and Support Family in Kenya While Still Abroad

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[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Unlike our opponents, whose past is a scandal, present is a fraud and future is empty, we are focused on transforming Kenya into a first-world economy through strategic policies and programmes.

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Hosted our Muslim brothers and sisters for a luncheon at State Lodge, Kisumu, in celebration of Idd-ul-Fitr, marking the successful conclusion of the holy month of Ramadan.

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

The Naivasha-Kisumu main line will span 264km, complemented by an 8.69km line branching to the proposed new Kisumu Port while the Kisumu- Malaba section will cover 107km, seamlessly linking Kenya to Uganda and the wider region.