iancanwrite

I like to write. I'm ready to write. Read my writing.

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If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

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Tabloid journalism.

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@mynamesnotkarl Actually, we did. They were surprisingly chill about it and didn't even take me up on paying for any dental work. I'm friends with this person now. And it turns out they were lying about the Rubik's Cube.

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@reallornaleeson Oh my

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@JuliShirey Fairly sure he wouldn't be able to say period

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Good comeback

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The world's largest receiver of stolen goods

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@AlDewinnett The Barbarian?

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I am so dead

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Respect

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Another Trump loser

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Boobies

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Just some dumb racist

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Van update: Woke up this morning and it's gone. I got a friend request from someone I don't know on Facebook though. Those initials look familiar...

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A van has been parked outside my house all day.

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Still there

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Prince Philip is 99 years old today! HAPPY BIRthday.... oh...

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I'll get to Laura Ingraham one day

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So many pictures of Melania look like she is some sort of art house horror film

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MELANIA