Ian Cheesman

A mediocre writer who has slept with all the right people.

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@kbernot @mikezoller It's like you have a direct line to my id.

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@delightedbite I gotchu. Just need a little programming and it's automated:

Dear $ HACKY PR FIRM $ ,
As you know, I am passionate about $ EMAIL SUBJECT $. Normally, I would leap at the opportunity to share it, but $ EXCUSE DATABASE $. Try contacting @iancheesman as he has nothing going on.

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@delightedbite I mean, yeccchh, but I hear ya.

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@iaincheeseman @mihoffmann @whitehead @MITBiology @berkeleyMCB @IanCheeseman @doubleholliday2 To think I once harbored the delusion that I could at least be the most famous Ian Cheesman. No such luck.

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@delightedbite I still think I deserve an answer...

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@JessicaInfante @delightedbite It's crazy because in SD our nickname for Beth is The Electric Tart.

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@doughboyspod I loved the Golden Road pod! I'm a beer writer out of SD (and longtime friend of @nickwiger 's brother no less) and would happily bring the brewdogs on a Doughboys Double if you'd like to talk beer, "craft" vs "macro", or jizz.

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@BlackstoneAudio @LtJoeKenda Alright, last time. Will you be able to help with this? My dad entrusted me with finding a way to get his letter to @LtJoeKenda and I'd really prefer to not let him down.

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@BlackstoneAudio My father absolutely loved his signed copy of Killer Triggers! He was hoping to send @LtJoeKenda and snail mail fan letter and share the same. Is there an official PO box for that sort of thing?

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@delightedbite "coconut water tastes like jizz" - Those BJCP tasting panels are really paying dividends in your tasting notes.

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@CandiceRenee Not officiall yet.
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I DON'T PRACTICE SANTERIA...

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@JakeWCTheFirst Don't toy with my emotions. Is this real?

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@beveragepodcast @kbernot @BryanDRoth I'm with @kbernot . I feel like if anyone else is willing to adopt the last name of Cheese-Man, they have more than earned my identity.

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@BlackstoneAudio @LtJoeKenda Hey @BlackstoneAudio . It's been a minute and I'd love to hear confirmation of a yay or nay for means to send @LtJoeKenda some snail-mail fandom. If there's nothing to go on, please let me know. Thanks!

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@BlackstoneAudio @LtJoeKenda So sorry to nudge, but I'm still holding out hope that you might have found a solution here. Would love to hear back!

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

LOOK AT HOW SMART I (TRY TO) SOUND, EVERYONE!
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(My pretense aside, it's a well-written article about brand evolution that @kbernot crushes it on. Definitely check it out!)

[Good Beer Hunting @goodbeerhunting]

.@iancheesman says a stylistic focus on easy-drinking beers can "expand the tent" of Stone drinkers, "if you don’t let your perceptions of a brand or the personality that brand expresses get in the way of that."

And that's the tension. @kbernot explains:
https://t.co/KTsSmWB8Ms

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@BlackstoneAudio @LtJoeKenda Pretty please?

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@BlackstoneAudio @LtJoeKenda Any chance this came together?

[San Diego Beer News® @SDBeerNews]

In his latest SDBN article, @IanCheesman conducts a scientific (and humorous) deep-dive into #beer hype inspired by a QUINTUPLE(!!!!) IPA from @PureBrewing. | https://t.co/fb5lt6XBU3

#sandiego #craftbeer #news #sdbeer #sdbrewers #indiebeer #pureproject #ipa #iiiiipa #beerhype

[Ian Cheesman @iancheesman]

@SoreEyeSuds I did not even know there were that many coconut beers on the market!