Nightmare

Average is just fine

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

1:16 pm—Just gonna leave this here

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

In Boston. First drinks of the day. Stay tuned. Sox👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

[jackothy @HansGrubertron]

[vaccination centre]

nurse: first or second dose?

me: seventh

nurse: what?

me: (levitating toward her) seventh.

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

Walking off the green at #1 rn. Triple Bogey PENCILED IN

[Mayhem @MikeyMayhem_]

If I may @RealNameNotMatt ..... @The__Bigmac my guy

[Followers For Algernon @bonerhitler]

Off the streets where? Atlantis?

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

@Jmag423 Say it for the people in the BACK!

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

Big time hung and so is my boy. Air-mailing a chopped cheese into my suck hole NOW

[livia soprano @ohpooryou]

how is this line still so hilarious

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

He’s vaxed, waxed and ready for some action. Also ready to belt some 2009 James Blunt

[BGills @b_gills11]

Accidentally blacked out last night

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

On my walk to get a bacon egg and cheese and I see a guy screaming at the sky on 8th Ave. immediately reminded me of Andy Dufresne busting out of prison. Biggest Friday Jr. energy I’ve seen out of a New Yorker in a long time

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

Starting our descent into NJ and it be a little too bumpy for my comfort. Good thing I have my Soviet-Era steel-wall kremlin hat to protect against #turbulance

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

One word: MINK HATS

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

The guy she tells you not to worry about

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

The amount of Rob Thomas bangers I am going to shove down my ear canal today—lol

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

BIG .. MEATY .. CLAWS!

[BGills @b_gills11]

Lobster doesn’t stand a chance rn

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

I mean

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

UH-OH. FEELING THE DESCENT RN🤘🏻

[Nightmare @iancholmes23]

$20 water? Twist my arm Newark Airport. shit slaps tho