Ian Ford

Techno DJ who's Goth at heart / Coffee shop owner / Techie / Trekkie / PaKua Master / Diviner / I really like lizards

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Have you noticed how many stores are quietly refusing physical cash right now? They call it a ‘digital transition.’

It’s not.

The moment paper money is completely erased, the Predatory Class can turn off your ability to buy food with a single keystroke.

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@mariana057 Or on New Year's Day, when all is quiet.

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@mariana057 one mouse, two mice
one house, two hice
one ox, two oxen
one fox, two foxen

There are foxen in the henhice. Now go park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@mariana057 Don't search on New Year's Day, all is quiet.

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@mariana057 Just pray to Zeus :D

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@Oldtimers365 Phineas and Ferb

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@lady_valor_07 Braniac 5

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@MbarkCherguia Romulan Chic

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@RobertPicardo I'll have to rate that hat on a bell curve <3

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@Anarcho_Dudeist Warp speed, my friend.

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@Gosleepriya Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@wtfcetialpha5 Here's your ear worm fantasy!

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@Thebiglade by dark until I was about 12 yo then by 10pm until I was 18.

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@LADYBUNNY77 Certainly not schumer or pelosi.

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

Hey @verizon why are you forcing us to use BillMatrix to pay our bills online? Your site won't go to billing and your app is, as usual, useless. This keeps happening. Do you need the extra $3.50 from all of us?

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

So @verizon has locked their online bill payment, the Verizon apps send you into an endless loop that goes nowhere, and the only way to pay is by phone for a $3.50 fee. Now watch them do this to a million people.

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

@mariana057 NICE TRY MARIANA ^.^

[Marilyn Monhoe @MarilynMonhoeNY]

NEXT MONDAY’s show is EXTRA SPECIAL, as I’ve brought back DJ @ianfford, after almost 7 YEARS apart, and NOW sharing the stage after all this time, is QUITE A GIFT! 🎁 ❤️

[Ian Ford @ianfford]

Sure, @HP ... sure thing.