I saw a childhood friend this weekend, and he said the most Massachusetts sentence I've ever heard, which was: "Guess who I ran into in the cranberry bog!"
I honestly don't know if we can be friends unless you're a phone addict like me and can respond to my texts within milliseconds of me sending them. 🤷🏻♂️
BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. https://t.co/iqIcaN3SZA