TheHeadSez

Each day I get closer to being further away.
In pursuit of less.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

Life is like a series of doors.

Sometimes you get to choose the door you go through and sometimes you don't get that choice.

But you've still got to walk through.

So you can either go through kicking and screaming or walk through with your head held high.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

What's this 'funded by the UK Government' crap I keep hearing and seeing? The Government does not have any money. It should say 'funded by the UK tax payers' which is a lot more accurate.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

There's a special place in hell for the person that thought active lane assist was a good idea. It's either pulling me into a ditch or onto oncoming traffic.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

Trying to catch the eye of a Spanish waiter is not a sport that the English know the rules of.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

Well this is tedious. Pass forward, pass back, pass across defence, pass forward, pass back, pass across defence. Repeat until you either lose the ball or give it away #lufc

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

I don't speak much Spanish but just had a conversation with a Spanish guy about how many beers he and I are drinking later. Beer is a universal language.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

@AyoubKhanMP Despicable. Football brings people together in appreciation of a common interest.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

Don't say it .... don't say it ..... bollocks. Did I say that out loud?

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

Always said that I was better than the average man

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The average EU man drinks about three beers a day.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

@GBNEWS Cause and effect. Why do you think they are letting them in? Just to get digital ID in, simple really.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

@JaneFeathersto1 Think you need to seek professional help.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

@PhilipOConnor5 Anyone. Tub of lard, santa, tooth fairy, a small stick, the crust that forms in your eye after a good sleep, my mate Dave from the pub, literally anyone or anything.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

@LeedsAllOver So if your captain is the keeper and the offence is near the opposition box, it's rather a long run there and back to protest I reckon. More time lost actually playing football.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

Can't they just leave the weather alone and let us have some bloody sunshine

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

It's a good job there isn't an iq test before procreation

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

@GBNEWS @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Says the career politician who has never worked a real job in his life.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

@clownworld Common sense

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

The Walking Dead TV series really is a masterclass in what not to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

@KirstyLUFC Doubt you made it to half time

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

@TanyaSullivan90 Haha I honestly thought it was only me that did this! My betting luck is as 'good' as yours.

[TheHeadSez @ianheadley]

Either there is something wrong with my football scores app or Leeds have gone a long time without scoring, even with all the additional added time Maybe the latter #lufc