Ian Helfer

Screenwriter. Movies: WHY HIM, THE ORANGES. Chinese food: Szechuan, Hunan.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@tedcruz Resign. Blood on your hands.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@megynkelly @randomlady74 @jonfavs Please. This is about you. The country needs unity. Sounds like you need a job.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@megynkelly @jonfavs We didn’t just elect Trotsky. Give Biden a chance to unify before you crap all over him to try and resuscitate your career.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@megynkelly @jonfavs Could you try to be relevant again by bringing people together? This is just stupid right now.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@alvinSeven77 @realDonaldTrump Unless God will give Trump money, he couldn’t care less.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@RepAdamSchiff From one of your constituents in Atwater - congratulations. Fight on!

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@donwinslow Ha.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

The "Make a Plan" function on https://t.co/0TIJc3ByZP is brilliant. You type in your zip code & it tells you all your down-ballot candidates & where they stand on various issues. It's the smartest voter tool I've encountered. Try it yourself & then, if you like it, retweet this.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@cookwithmilo I just emailed you. UPS says my package was delivered and signed for but nothing arrived. And I signed nothing. HELP! Order # 10149. UPS said I should contact the shipper. Must have been delivered to the wrong house. But I checked nearby and nothing. Please help.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@DouthatNYT I'm a fan but The Argument from 8/5 left me cold. A states' rights argument for Covid when Trump so clearly interfered for perceived political gain is absurd and was not sufficiently called out. There was so much more. You are too smart to placate fools.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@RalphNader Biden wouldn’t have had to cast that Iraq war vote if it weren’t fo you.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@truebluemoreno I had you pegged to run the NEA in the Warren admin. You both deserve better. In awe of the effort you put out there.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

Obama is too classy to spar with Trump while he’s in office. But if he wrote down his responses to the tweets, it would make a hell of a coffee table book next Christmas. #obama

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@craftingmystyle Interesting article, but what about the almighty dollar? There may have been amazing female race-car drivers, but is that combo of genre and lead going to sell 300 mil in tix? I’d love to see a movie about Sikhs in WWI, but a tough sell with no proven audience. Studios want $$$.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@MittRomney I never loved you until today. Let’s be friends.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@LindseyGrahamSC it’s a fine line between “relevant” and the laughing stock of every high school civics book for the next one hundred years.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

Aren’t our troops already paid by, well, us? Well we be getting a rebate since Saudi Arabia is renting them?

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@MicahZenko @chrislhayes Can I rent a Chinook for my birthday party? I like to make an entrance.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@RepSlotkin very impressed with what you said on The Daily and your approach to bringing people together. Thanks from California. Keep up the good work.

[Ian Helfer @ianhelfer]

@RepAdamSchiff Congressman, I’m your constituent in LA. There’s been so much talk like this. Now it’s time for action. Anything less is it’s own form of complicity.