idk man

*account retired*
life is neat if you don't think about it
alt- @ianisnotkool

[idk man @ianiskool]

one time a girl i really liked demoted me to slampiece by saying “You know we don’t have to go on dates, right? Like we can just like hangout at your place, I’m free on the weekends any time after midnight” it was kinda humbling to get out fuckboy’d

[dan @DanAV___]

this is fucking mental good lord

[idk man @ianiskool]

@cal_gif another man gets the snip love to hear it

[idk man @ianiskool]

@rissaoffline Let's goooooo!

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

people who self-classify as "bad at texting back" should be legally required to show you their screen time

[MrDrNose @MrDrNose1]

The messy test phase is over, version VotV Pre-Alpha 0.8.2b is out as a stable version🛸🛸🛸
#votv #voicesofthevoid

https://t.co/xdMpZkTLb8

[idk man @ianiskool]

@McConaughey this sucks so hard

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

i spent an embarrassing number of hours on this #hopelesscore

[idk man @ianiskool]

@ChrisFolseRosen The game is sick AF

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Wisconsin
Trump margin: 29,634
Uncommitted: 48,373

Michigan
Trump margin: 81,750
Uncommitted: 101,623

[idk man @ianiskool]

Retweeting with no particular reason today - It's been over 2 years since my vasectomy and I couldn't be happier about it

[idk man @ianiskool]

I recently had a vasectomy and I think more men should consider getting one. But I see some common misconceptions on my TL I want to clear up 🧵

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do:

1) Be irritable at work
2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you
3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision

[idk man @ianiskool]

@FlamingMyLips Damn you looking good buddy

[idk man @ianiskool]

@abernothing rip hopefully soon you can have the have the ice of you dreams. just got my ninja creami off ebay

[idk man @ianiskool]

@whstancil joe is not going get his base to the polls, you have to run on something more than I'm not trump

[idk man @ianiskool]

@dislocatia 💜💜

[idk man @ianiskool]

@chillwaveguy upset they didn't kiss