Ian Leonard

Gardener. Ghostwriter. Also, Ghost.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@Coach_Yac JeezAss, indeed. I'll be praying for his improvement.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@susanslusser @BaseballJeff1 @KNBR Careful, Susan. Those who generally like to label others as triggered snowflakes sure seem to be acting a bit like..dang, can’t think of the phrase. It will come to me. Keep doing you.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@BobbyOrrYT The other months of the season, instead of “God Bless America” at every game, they sing Village People songs. Oh wait..

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@Fred_202 @KNBR I’ll pray for your punctuation when I stand for God Bless America. Every single game.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@NadzuAI CLAUDE

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@AndrewBolis AI

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@Laxoversight @Adamcopes Yeah. Devers has such a close relationship with the Fan Base. We’re bilingual with each other’s unspoken language and bitch-ass behavior…fluently.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@BaseballJeff1 I marvel at the many ways they find to disappoint fans.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@jemelehill @annkillion We’ve all made so many less-than-mediocre players famous this week. None will see an All Star Game, so let them have their chance to shine. Just like the Old Testament would have wanted. And so it is…

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@TomiLahren No pun achieved. Asswipe achieved, though. Congratulations. Your “Christians” didn’t bow to gay and will still make more than most of us could ever dream. Stop performing for mediocre baseball players you’d never heard of till last week to keep being jackasses.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@susanslusser @puttinonfoil First amendment right is completely intact. Some very mediocre pitchers
got to make their less-than-mediocre STATEMENT (so manly!). And they didn’t get arrested or lose their jobs, and I get to think they’re assholes. God Bless America.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@KeyesBill @NateOnDubs @BaseballJeff1 But you just did. And putting those two in the same thought…hilarious.

History may prove you right, but I doubt it.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@knbrmurph He’ll split time with Jake Taylor now. Seems like he’s been a Cleveland Indian forever.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@knbrmurph Genuinely excited to listen to you and Marcus enjoying the game from tonight in about nine hours.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@SFGiants, have some integrity. Don’t let hitters under .200 with 2 Ks carry Gatorade coolers. Just a thought. Absolute clown show. #sfgiants

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@NorCalSportsNW Sweet serendipity to Wally Pipp the same guy who told him to "Catch the f*&king ball!"

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

I can't believe you made me re-remember Mark Melancon right here. Yeah...that was a rough one. I know Rennie Stennett's contract pales by modern standards, but think if Twitter (or half the people contributing to this chat right now) had been alive back then. They'd be going nuts.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@ButcherBoy415 Zito will never have to buy a drink in SF in his life. It's all about how you finish. He was a not-great pitcher on some not-great teams. But he showed up under the bright lights.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@Yayarea853 $5.01 doesn't even cover the gallon of gas it MIGHT take for me to get to the bridge. And after that, all bets are off. Between the parking and the garlic fries and the three beers necessary to swallow another blown 9th... I'm with you. Couch, it is.

[Ian Leonard @ianjleonard]

@GiantHotTakes He just proved it again. Shame that neither he nor Borg knew that Mullins had a noodle arm. Seems like something that would go into game prep if you were a big leaguer.