Iankisato

[Iankisato @iankisato]

life is like a sandwich no matter which way you flip it ,the bread comes first.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Granit Xhaka has been fined £136,265, suspended for two years, for forging a COVID-19 certificate 🚨

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Ask yourself; Why risk announcing “a deadly disease” while expecting to host a continental football championship in 8 months having sunk billions in endorsment + hosting rights, billions in a securitized stadium & accomodation.
Allegedly.
Vipindi mjini.

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

Internal affairs kidogo juu naona Duale ametuzoea

[Maxon Airo @MaxonAiro]

Ningekua huyu ref leo ningelala na P3 kwa mfuko. Alafu sasa niwachie polisi kazi yao.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The reason Ruto speaks confidently in rallies telling us to use “formal channels “ to get documents held by the state is he knows his gatekeepers in Parliament will never approve this business to make it to the floor. This one on the Lamu Refinery has suffered the same fate. We must uproot this entire system in 2027 to rescue our country.

[leo @kimvieira0]

I'll be very disappointed if my kids don't steal my Mercedes to go impress baddies at some point in their lives😂

[Peter Njunge @alsomms]

@moneyacademyKE Here's how the funds are expected to be disbursed:
– Sh51.8 billion to William Ruto
– Sh21 billion to William Ruto
– Sh2.6 billion to William Ruto

And the funds will tricke down the foodchain and somewhere a blogger will receive 527 and sing how Kenya is fighting Ebola

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya now expects more than Sh75 billion for Ebola preparedness and response.

Here is how the funds are expected to come in:
– Sh51.8 billion from the World Bank
– Sh21 billion from the US
– Sh2.6 billion from the National Treasury

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya is unlikely to get a new IMF deal before the August 2027 elections.

The IMF is concerned that a new government could change the policies agreed under the deal.

[Kamùdù Dragon @Hey__Z]

HB came to my diggs , no sofa , no screen ,no food . Just an inflatable mattress na nguo zangu. All we did was talk and hang out kwa rooftop. The comeback will be one for the books .

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

@n_mathaba We also don't rate our president

[ihavenothingtosayfr @NyarLake]

@HammerHamm026 “Wapi nduru ya Weta” after that stumble is nasty business 😂😂😂😂😂💔

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Unaguza bibi anarusha mateke kwani nilioa punda

[SinCara ‎⁨ᥫ᭡ @dombwosque24823]

Najua tuko pabaya cause why are people mad at us for calling out extrajudicial killings under Ruto's regime, claiming we didn't call them out under previous regimes?

Wewe kama unataka kuanza kucall out Kibaki sai,by all means,go ahead.

Ruto hatuachilii! Tutafinya mpaka mwisho!

[☆👽☆ @ayo_cxntral]

No girlfriend
No situationship
No talking stage
4 delusional crushes
Same 3 friends
Unemployed
6 hours of sleep
98 followers
living in peices

[The Don🇰🇪 @Dennopere]

Mtu aliniambia Love Language yake ni Gifting ametuma a very long Paragraph

[acce @accekid]

Your wicked auntie watching you blame the government for your unemployment.

[Maturi @timothymaturi_]

“Si if we changaa like 6k 6k each is okay guys”
Me:

[Blockaholic 🌊 @Maevesherryl1]

Najua Khaligraph ashanunua 😭

[Santa Muerte🇰🇪 @AlooterC]

I weep for the future of this country when I see youths aged 18-25 yrs defending Ruto? It saddens my heart with all the education and information being freely dispensed about the looting escapedes of this administration some can defend it? Where did we go wrong as parents?