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Incoming Minimum Wage Sales Associate at Marine Layer

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business majors will view your linkedin as a form of flirting

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Please Christ give us TikTok back

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Paid $100 to take the mic at a Nashville country bar and lead a Go Hawks chant less than a mile away from Titans stadium #12thMan

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I don’t get why people bitch about doordash/uber not paying drivers enough... simply:
1. work during peak hours
2. get familiar with the fastest routes
3. use mom’s credit card to pay for gas and car insurance
4. wake up at 6am

[Toni @__gorgeousgeek]

Me: That looks so damn goo-

Gordon Ramsay: Pathetic

Me: Pathetic.

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Can’t wait to be inoculated and intoxicated

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business majors will view your linkedin as a form of flirting

[Derek @dereksva]

DJ is a savage

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@GovInslee please tell the intern responsible for this slide to pack their bags lmao

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@Tav_assoli @thomaswburr @SenatorRomney through overnight and near-term repurchase agreements, the banks have to give it back in a week lmao

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@DuttonRylee @emmersarnold1 the outbacj is really scary 🥺

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nothing says capitalism like the son of foster’s associate dean grinding with his gf in broad daylight in paccar hall

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@catton_joey best profile picture on twitter hands down

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@mredmond88 @pboockvar wouldn’t this only work if exchange rates swung in your favor after entering the position? seems more like a speculative FX trade hedged by the the fixed income security than vice versa

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@mredmond88 @pboockvar isnt this only true depending on your entry/exit points to the currency hedge portion of it? a futures contract on the Euro/USD exchange rate would be profitable enough to outweigh the underperformance of the bund relative to the t-bond only if you enter & exit at the right time?

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can’t believe male cam models exist when you can just go on omegle for free

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considered photoshopping rex orange county into my year in review so people would think i’m cool instead of knowing my top artist of 2019 was billie eilish

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@SheRatesDogs this is exactly why you’re bettering off just ignoring green texts

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@wxnderfuI you’re gonna leave raw ground beef on the counter?