My son was upset wearing sunglasses because he can still see the sun. He was under the impression that sunglasses make the sun disappear… #kids#ginger#Sunglasses
Here's my interview with @steveo! Still can't believe I got to talk to him, such a cool dude and can't wait for his show in Duluth this week!
https://t.co/DwccjOVQSN
I woke up, and the kids were all laying together watching cartoons. I thought "cute". Then I walked into the bathroom. Toothpaste was all over the mirror, the toliet seat was ripped off and on the floor and towels were all over. #dadlife#kids
I thought it would be funny to teach my two year old to say "I'm sexy" instead he's running around saying "I'm Mike Wazowski!" #monstersinc#gingerbaby#imokaywithit
Current living situation:
*5 year old runs up to me*
"New house rule! I can wear pj's whenever I want. Because when i want to be snuggly and cozy, it needs to happen right away"
#kids#newrules#daughters
Thank goodness I have my five year old to help me understand today's music:
*Selena Gomez's Lose You To Love Me comes on*
Bella - "Dad, did you know she had to lose him before she could love herself. Otherwise she just couldn't do it"
#kids#SelenaGomez
That feeling when you call your favorite pizza place and order your favorite pizza ever that they no longer make. Told me if I pick up the ingredients they'll make it! So I rush out the door and I start my #PizzaAdventure#pizza
I rush to the pizza shop and I swear they are waiting for me. I run in at what seems like slow motion as "let's hear for the boy" is blaring on the radio. I look at the pizza guy and say this song's for you and I went in for a hug! #PizzaAdventure
So I do the only thing I can think of at the time. I go down the street to Holiday and like the holy grail, the chip aisle is gleaming with Cool Ranch Doritoz in stock and ready to be devored on pizza. #PizzaAdventure
All I need is a bag of cool ranch doritos. I run to my neighborhood Kwik Trip and you wont believe this. THEY ARE SOLD OUT. I've never been let down by @KwikTrip like this before. Still love ya tho! #PizzaAdventure
Atlas (2) calls me into his room. He goes "come here" and holds his arms out. I go in for a hug, he holds me tight and goes "you're a good boy. I love you" #FridayVibes#son#myheart
@ThatKevinSmith amazing show last night in St. Paul! My question I didnt get to ask last night: "Say Marvel asked you to make a movie out of any of their comics, but you had to have @JayMewes as the main character. What would you choose and why?"
I'm listening to the radio and the DJ goes "time for a throwback, see if you remember this one" I'm thinking it'll be something from the 90's and he plays Trap Queen by @fettywap and now I know the definition of a throwback...