I grill anything

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@MENnewsdesk Darwin strikes again.
It's not tragedy it's stupidity

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@jk_rowling The hoodie is now the standard uniform for the not to be trusted sections of society on escooters and bikes
Hoodies used to be cool
Now not so much

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@Salabel2 @ABC I like the way people are trying to explain why your stupid with out actually saying your stupid.
Here goes "your stupid"

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@ABC The emotion contains the phrase "don't come back" and "were moving into whitsec next week"

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@ABC Put strimming a dog poop into perspective

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@GBNEWS I'm confused, Amanda doesn't look like Amanda so who does her daughter look like

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@JamesBlunt 20 years i will never get back, or the ex wife

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@robwalkerchef I had a really big poo 💩

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@MENnewsdesk That is the worst kind of clickbait

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@GMPMcrAirport They ain't very interested at the no insurance no mot no tax cars dumped on my estate

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@robwalkerchef @idriselba Write the theme tune sing the theme tune

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@JamesBlunt It's nice when other peoples self loathing in directed at the king of twitter. Something tells me he's an attention seeker and not beautiful

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@RealKenBruce You have been a massive part of my listening life for the last 30 years and in that time I don't remember being this furious and I'm always narked by something.
The BBC have imploded Radio2

[Ken Bruce @RealKenBruce]

I will be presenting my last show on Radio 2 next Friday. I had intended fulfilling my contract until the end of March but the BBC has decided it wants me to leave earlier. Let’s enjoy the week ahead!

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@ProfBrianCox I like definitive "No they aren't" answers.
But at the panto I went to there was an equally compelling "Yes they are" argument

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

I’m here for you, Snoop.

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The man is a leg end

[Leeds Rhinos @leedsrhinos]

Amazing! Thank you for your support 👏 #Ultra7in7

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

The evolution of Mankind.

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@JamesBlunt Needy people announce they're birthday so people say happy birthday 🎂
Bollocks you got me doing it too

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@JamesBlunt Having seen you surf the piano several times and the ever increasing price of utilities I'm starting to wonder if I can afford to keep paying good money on the off chance you fall off #hmm Friday in Manchester was epic by the way