Ian's Hearty Meals

Following a heart op I've decided to eat more healthily following doctor's orders. Follow me for healthy diet tips without all that TV chef nonsense.

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Been off Twitter for a while due to health issues and ongoing problems with a flooded back passage. Thought I'd wait until today- Brexit done, veganuary over, to get back on here with health tips and work/life balance insights. Watch this space!🍔🍆🍗🥕

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@SimonRimmer13 @littledeejah @fesshole Come again?

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@fesshole If the first 2 breakfasts are 'on the train', I imagine you need the third to get the taste out of your mouth.

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@fesshole Come again?

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@fesshole I just hope the ex-collleague didn't tell his wife the same thing.

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@fesshole "... Thats the reason officer. Nothing sinister. And I choose not to go within 50 yards of a primary school... it's nothing to do with what the magistrate said."

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@PedroHin Not old enough to check in on a video I have in my bookmarks of Nigella lawson vigorously washing a cucumber without handing over my credit card details

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How long is it going to take this poxy app to work out that I'm 51 years old?

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Hey @grok , how do I verify my age? Should I start posting about crown green bowling, werthers originals and Vera Lynn?

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@fesshole That's some kind of backward alias.

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@fesshole Go in with studs showing at a kick about in the park and break his leg.

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@AlbionCatA @fesshole Kenyan Liberation Front.

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@PedroHin How very self-observant of you.

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@fesshole That's why they are called barristers. All the coffee they'd have to make on the day shifts.

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@fesshole CHEAT

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You know what isn't the greatest thing since sliced bread?
Bread that was described as sliced, labelled as sliced, but isn't actually f**king sliced.
I'm going to have to add more butter and salad cream to make up the calories I'll lose cutting through this.

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@fesshole Kids will grow up in one house full of resentment rather than two houses of love and respect.

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@OneFInCFrayne @CarltonCole1 He looks more like Joe Coal

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@fesshole It's not your cup of tea.

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@fesshole Oh, she knows. She just can't admit to it as she is cheating on you and was sucking off the rugby team in a travellodge that morning.

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@monzahoops @fesshole She could have been at home all day working like lots of us do post covid. Or doing stuff for her onlyfans, smashing herself in with a black and decker fanny wrecker.