Ian Mahon

[Ian Mahon @ianmk7]

@KevinRollason Congratulations on a great career Kevin. Always admired your writing and your observations. All the best to you in retirement.

[Rob Mahon @RobMahonPxP]

I remember exactly where I was the first time I heard one of Tom Lehrer’s songs. My chemistry teacher put on “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park” and sent me down a rabbit hole of his music. It’s amazing (scary?) how much of his satire is still relevant. One of the all time greats.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I spent my entire life savings on pasta.

It was worth every penne.

[Ian Mahon @ianmk7]

@bdnwheatkings JJ.

[Rob Mahon @RobMahonPxP]

@ConorMcGahey @Avalanche @AltitudeTV @AltitudeSR And gentlemen in Denver now abed shall think themselves accursed they were not here.

[Rob Mahon @RobMahonPxP]

A tremendous thank you to @estevanbruins for having me as host of their sportsman dinner again, and to @commie22 and @ChrisChelios2 for one of the funniest round tables I’ve ever hosted. And of course, a big thank you to everyone who so generously supported the team last night.

[Rob Mahon @RobMahonPxP]

While I have a long way to go to catch some of my distinguished colleagues, last night was my 200th regular season game in the WHL. It was all the more special as my parents were there and it came against the team I started my career with. I’m fortunate to have the job I do.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What does a house wear?

A dress.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I've combined a laxative with alphabet soup.

I call it 'letter rip.'

[Brandon Wheat Kings @bdnwheatkings]

Get ready for tonight’s action, Wheat Kings fans! This is your pregame report for @PrecisionToyBdn with voice of the Wheat Kings Rob Mahon.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I walked into a bakery and asked the lady at the register if I could buy a bagel with cream cheese.

“Sorry” she replied. “We only accept cash”

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

When your hooman splits your treat in half and calls it 2 treats🙄

[Rob Mahon @RobMahonPxP]

A monumental stroke of good fortune for @PARaidersHockey today as they now own the first and second overall picks in the coming draft. An already bright future just got a lot more so. More to come.

[Ian Mahon @ianmk7]

@NHLJets Surely Appleton and Barron deserve some power play time.

[Ian Mahon @ianmk7]

@KevinRollason Thanks Kevin, he’ll be missed.

[Random Jokes @RandomJokesIO]

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. #dadJoke #dadJokes

[Western Hockey League @TheWHL]

🎥WHL Highlights - February 11, 2023

🏒@SCBroncos (1) at @PARaidersHockey (4)

Swift Current and Prince Albert split their weekend series at one apiece.

STATS 📰 | https://t.co/z5cMl52kFY

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I donated 4 liters of blood today. Never doing it again though. They ask way to many questions.

Who’s blood is this?

Where did you get it from?

Why do you have it?

[Western Hockey League @TheWHL]

He led the @PARaidersHockey in January scoring with 12 points, and all WHL first-year players with seven goals.

Ryder Ritchie is the WHL Rookie of the Month!

📰 | https://t.co/Ziof7ovnBu

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Customer: I’d like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.

Me: Sorry, we only take cash.

Manager: Can I talk to you?