Ian Molnar

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Lock Nation’s Toddlers In Hot Cars https://t.co/9tIgQ5YOMW

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

@TheMostShanker Get the full menu on your torso.

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

Very proud of Cleveland today. @Indians let me handle the branding.

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

Trying to figure out how to get along with the dog

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

Pirates of the Caribbean 6 leaked set photo:

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

You had 99 years and you never made it to KING? Weak shit.

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

I am subway car. I am sewer rat. I am late night bodega. I am Cuomo.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

As a New Yorker, I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay. I am a woman seeking to control her body. We are one New York​.

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

A King Is Born

[Jane O'Meara Sanders @janeosanders]

On this day, March 3rd, @BernieSanders won his first Mayoral election by 10 votes.

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

Here is a basic primer to America

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

“I am *four-fingers-in-the-air* years old and I just got pre-approved for a refinance and a snack!”

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

@myfriendadamg

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

Hey how come you put a plant in a bigger pot it gets bigger but you put a person in a bigger house they stay the same? Deep shit today.

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

I don’t like Biden either

[JR Smith @TheRealJRSmith]

This is shit ass man. That’s weird af

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

@TrulyUhle This tweet sent you across the border bud

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

@barkwahlberg_ How’s about 281.5 billies of gabagool next time?

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

Bad mayor, great mob boss!

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot spent $281.5 million in federal COVID-19 relief money on police payroll https://t.co/mFDtsrhWPi

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

The ABSOLUTE WORST effect of COVID is restaurants can’t offer liberal diners an eat-in Biden Brunch special ☹️ (should be Bernie Brunch hate starts now joe)

[Ian Molnar @ianmolnar]

Tha Carter Free

[CNN @CNN]

The White House announced early Wednesday that President Donald Trump has granted a pardon to rapper Lil Wayne and a commutation to rapper Kodak Black, two of the raft of pardons and commutations on his final day in office. https://t.co/pfzhbdMGSW

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

let kids believe in Santa! y’all old af and believe in Israel