Ian Irizarry

I like theatrical music. I dislike musical theatre.

[Ian Irizarry @ianoculate]

If you never want to think about a movie again, watch a @criterion DVD and all of its special features in one sitting.

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#ThePrisoner action figure @kickstarter campaign is live! https://t.co/EktqgBGGDs

[WanderingPlanetToys @WanderingPlanet]

It's *almost* time for @otherland71 and @gavinhignight to launch the #Kickstarter campaign for the first ever, officially sanctioned line of action figures for #ThePrisoner. #BeSeeingYou.

https://t.co/QhmZ8ydvfN

[Ian Irizarry @ianoculate]

@analparade It was definitely one of the best games to come out of the 2-D tournament fighter craze.

[Ian Irizarry @ianoculate]

"Street Fighter II was better than Mortal Kombat because it had eight playable characters as opposed to seven."

"Yeah, but Ryu and Ken were basically the same character."

"HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!"

[Ian Irizarry @ianoculate]

BLOODSPORT remake except the main character is the monkey kung fu guy.

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Do the stuntmen get to eat the sugar glass after the scene is over?

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Twitter, give us a quote favorite feature the same way you gave us a quote retweet.

[BLABBERMOUTH.NET @BLABBERMOUTHNET]

CANNIBAL CORPSE Frontman Says Internet Has Unhealthy Interest In His Neck https://t.co/bOhXFDJOdX

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me when I retweet a funny tweet

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Iggy, Lemmy, and Wendy O. are my favorite punk singers and Koopalings.

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Many remember FIGHT CLUB as a story about a guy who hits people and blows stuff up, but I remember it as a story about a guy who joins support groups because he's lonely.

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My Hero Macadamia

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When you have no one, you'll fall in love with anyone.

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@StevenMcHenry01 Completing that pizza gave me such a sense of accomplishment.

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"What religion are you?"

"Cartoonist."

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Suicide Girls are always shorter in real life.

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Make like a leppard and get the rock out of here.

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I wish Oasis the band would cover "Oasis" the Puya song.

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Correcting people's pronunciation of my name shifts the power dynamic back to me.

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Take a journey through The Metropolitan Museum of Content Creation