ian pszenny

7+6(3x-12)= 4y

[ian pszenny @ianpszenny]

Everybody who likes moth memes

[ian pszenny @ianpszenny]

@bankwithrelay you are the worst banking platform I’ve ever used. Not only is my account constantly being compromised. When I call to dispute you transfer me to someone who can barely speak English to ask for my SSN birthday etc. you guys are actually fucking losers. Fuck Relay

[ian pszenny @ianpszenny]

@nfl it is literally impossible for me to consume your product. I really want nothing more than to watch the ravens in the comfort of my home. Because of your greed I cannot do this. Figure it tf out. Nobody is too big to fail.

[ian pszenny @ianpszenny]

@ChipotleTweets am I shadow banned from your app? No matter how many times I reset my password it’s still wrong! I just want to cash in on my rewards😭😭

[ian pszenny @ianpszenny]

First and last time ever getting @wingstop. Ready 30 minutes later than promised. Missing ranch, missing wings. Extremely disappointed

[ian pszenny @ianpszenny]

@DefiantLs She said “some pretty terrible, disgusting things” if you ask me…

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Every time America is on the verge of greatness, we get involved in another foreign war.

There would not be bombs falling on the people of Israel if Netanyahu had not dropped bombs on the people of Iran first.

Israel is a nuclear armed nation.

This is not our fight.

Peace is the answer. 🙏

[ian pszenny @ianpszenny]

@ChipotleTweets these guys came in clutch! Just a minute down the road and their food was ready to be served during their posted hours of operation!

[ian pszenny @ianpszenny]

@ChipotleTweets yo just go ahead and shut down the Columbia SC Killian road location. Opened 30 minutes ago and they are out of beans, white rice, vinegrette and chicken. Excuse me?!?!

[ian pszenny @ianpszenny]

@ChipotleTweets last time I find plastic in my bowl of crunchy rice. This time your bags bursts. I WILL NEVER eat at @ChipotleTweets again.

[ian pszenny @ianpszenny]

@ChipotleTweets invest in better bags. I want my money back.

[Nate k 🇺🇸 @thenate36]

@joeroganhq Fraud

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Have a day, Coach Belichick

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

A picture is worth 1,000 words

[ian pszenny @ianpszenny]

@EdKrassen Oh the irony

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just wondering 🤔

[ian pszenny @ianpszenny]

@NFL how is anyone supposed to watch this game? Paramount plus? Amazon? Netflix? Cable? Youtubetv? Go fuck yourself. Put the game where I don’t have to juggle 10+ way to watch. Again fuck you nfl

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨Trump blasts Biden for leaving him a complete disaster.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

F# K YOU ⁦@StateFarm⁩
SCREW YOU AND ALL YOUR PHONEY COMMERCIALS!!
YOU ARE A PILE OF CRAP FOR CANCELING INSURANCE POLICIES OF CALIFORNIANS!
I WILL NEVER USE @StateFarm INSURANCE EVER AGAIN!