ian arthur spaeth

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[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

@daringfireball As a nerdy design tidbit—"Pennsylvania" in y'all's new IDs is typeset in Kaushan Script available on Google Fonts. For better or worse I recognized it because I've used it before.

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

@Spotify hi. luv y’all. but how do I find just the list of new releases on the latest iOS app? I don’t want to see a list of new releases for me, I want to see all that was released today. Plznthx

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

@MyFavMurder second show in KC?! We FUCKIN love you. We ready for the murder in the addict. 😍

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

“Jimmy crunches biscuit” #myfavoritecaptions

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

@lou_ive Saaaame. When a coworker uses my name when they usually don’t it feels so aggressive. Honestly, it’s weird.

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

I want 2018 to be the year the spork comes back, this time as a high-end piece.

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

Previous tweet was about when using the phone in the dark...not when I can actually see the phone....

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

6 hours with the iPhone X without a case, I use the home button and case to find the front. I keep trying to turn on the back of my phone.

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

@depressingh caesium

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

The concept of clocks are weird. They keep track of time but time keeps them on track? Whose really in charge here?

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

“Vegans are witchy to pull of some of the recipes they make.”

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

I need contextual alternate emoji so when I type multiple pizza emoji each one looks like a separate slice from one pizza. #TuesdayThoughts

[LouIve @lou_ive]

4.5 minutes. 270 seconds- 58 people. Automatic weapons can do that.

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

@JamesFlute25 What’re you doing?!

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

I've been more embarrassed buying toilet paper than I ever have been buying condoms. #fuckyeasafesex #butiguessfuckyeacleanbuttstoo

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

sometimes i find myself in a really happy mood without knowing why which only makes me happier

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

translating letters to number, a=1 b=2 c=3 etc, my first name translated to hexadecimal is #91e. I always thought I was kinda purple

[ian arthur spaeth @ianspaeth]

i order the eating of pretzels from least salty to most salty

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Every patriotic American who is qualified to serve in our military should be able to serve. Full stop.