Ian Stephens

Just a simple man. I like sweet tea, The Office, and going to sleep at an unreasonable hour.

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

Sometimes I just want to give up on my future plans and just flip houses for a living. #HGTV #Goals

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m giving $10,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (You know the drill following us allows us to dm you the $) Last giveaway for a long time, will show proof!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

Honestly the best thing I’ve watched for the past 5 years

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

@AmandaHart22 Yep! See ya tomorrow! 😂

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

The worst part about closing the restaurant one night and going in early the next day is: if there’s something wrong I can’t say “man who closed last night!” #Butistilldo #imakemyownlifehard

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

@andria_dowell Dark background, Light Letters

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

@dog_rates

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

@jacksfilms #YIAYcatch Niceeeeee Pants!

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

Am I the only one who thanks the automatic checkout machine back after it thanks me for shopping at Walmart? #Thankyouforthankingme

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

Did I go into work an hour early because I misread my schedule and now have to sit here for an hour? Perhaps...

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

Just walked into a Kohl’s at exactly 10am. They unlocked the doors for us. #Vacation

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

#OklahomaWeather

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

@NHollingsworth_ I mean you’re not wrong...

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

@NHollingsworth_ How dare you

[Nathan Brooks @brooksnathan]

My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:

RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out

LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Media blunders this week:
-hardly any coverage of #MarchforLife
-Buzzfeed lies about Cohen case
-slandering Covington Catholic students over false narrative
-slandering Karen Pence for working at Christian school

3 out of 4 are fundamentally anti-Christian. Just last 7 days.

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Stop insulting Americans just because they vote for someone you don’t like.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

We talk about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we what really need to discuss is the “you’re fine” vs “no worries” response to sorry

retweet for “you’re fine”
favorite for “no worries”

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

@andria_dowell 😧

[Ian Stephens @IanStep6725]

When I see people park but not get out of their car for a few minutes. I just assume they are waiting for the drum break at the end of “In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins #TrueFacts