ian (parody)

that’s showbiz baybee. he/him

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

Good morning

[Jeremy @puddingonx]

CBS presents the Verizon 5G Best Buy Total Eclipse brought to you by State Farm

[keegan @FranziaMom]

in 20 years, kids are going to talk about seeing @CarpoolNY like they were Black Flag

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

I think harmonicas should be regulated like cars like you shouldn’t just be able to just use of those things without a license and all that

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

@wayne_oh_ You don’t. It’s even worse when you’re your own mechanic

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

oppenheimer: i am become death
destroyer of

beastie boys, in unison: WORLDS

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

@FullBlownMltdwn I also saw portugal. the man at the same venue, and I saw the 1975 on their first us tour

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

@FullBlownMltdwn I saw pup open for the menzingers at a 200 cap bar in 2014

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

@FullBlownMltdwn Oh absolutely!

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

@FullBlownMltdwn I had no idea who they were before that night, but they’ve been one of my favorites since that night

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

When someone asks why my sense of humor is the way it is

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

I’m @ianstwrt on threads. If this app dies I’ll be there.

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

Today is a great day for reaction YouTubers.

[leevy skeevy 𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 (+2) @casseroleboy]

Unfortunately I hit the left cymbal instead of right cymbal and we crashed into the titanic

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

naked bike.

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

I feel like a dad right now

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

Oh that? That’s my emotional support junk shelf.

[keegan @FranziaMom]

everyone in this great big god damn world wants exactly one thing, a single desire that all people share: rickenbacker bass

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

Still probably gonna buy one tho. I’m a slut for good design

[ian (parody) @ianstwrt]

Absolutely not surprised that fellow saw the acaia pearl and said “yeah let’s make one but even more expensive”