ian thewlis

[Steady @DeanoGorton]

Welcome to Blackpool 🏖️🌞

[MARIE 🇬🇧 💙💛😈😇 @MARIEthefvckwit]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ian thewlis @ianthewlis1]

@FamersDog @ClarksonsFarm1 Kalebs cider 🍺

[ian thewlis @ianthewlis1]

@TRobinsonNewEra @NufcEngland1966 They should have been shot dead.

[ian thewlis @ianthewlis1]

@benonwine A dead dog.

[ian thewlis @ianthewlis1]

Somalian sperm.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

If Margaret Thatcher was Bollinger of Prime Ministers what drink would Starmer be?

[ian thewlis @ianthewlis1]

@No2ofTheBLB David Lammy in his previous job.

[ian thewlis @ianthewlis1]

@No2ofTheBLB Tom Cunt you mean 🤣🤣

[ian thewlis @ianthewlis1]

A bike with 2 punctures, and that’s being nice.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

If Catherine, Princess of Wales is a Rolls Royce, what does that make Meghan Markle?

[Benonwine @benonwine]

If Catherine, Princess of Wales is a Rolls Royce, what does that make Meghan Markle?

[ian thewlis @ianthewlis1]

@LeeHurstComic A Bit 😳😳😂😂

[ian thewlis @ianthewlis1]

@JohnHann04 Love it , she was 💯% spot on.

[ian thewlis @ianthewlis1]

@crypto_dragonz @benonwine Buy 5 more dogs and 20 pigs.

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

On a scale of 1 to 10 how disgusting do you find this?

[ian thewlis @ianthewlis1]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Heat to cook it.

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🇺🇸🇬🇧 American Lady tries to Fly to the UK from America

“I went to check-in - I was asked for my Visa”

“I had to answer a load of questions, including what I do for a living, was I a terrorist?”

“The UK are accepting people on boats, who they don’t even know what their name is, or have any record of”

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

What did the Westminster Mouse see?

After strolling through Kemi Badenoch’s office during her Peston interview, the Westminster Mouse has emerged as a more competent spy than Peter Mandelson.

[TNBAM @alesey75016587]

Love it !