Ian Umphred

*ashes blunt on your opinion*🖤

[bloom ꕤ @poison2bloom]

Addison rae makes music for gays who call their asshole a pussy

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

My fav jersey shore lore is that Gym, Tan, Laundry was their code term for picking up Cocaine.

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

orange juice with pulp is so fuckign crazy imagine if there was a potato in your vodka

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[zaso ✟ 📹 @ev1lzaso]

going on a date today (solo movie theater trip)

[Ekkanss @ekkanss]

Cuando estoy teniendo una pesadilla pero recuerdo que yo tengo el control ahí:

[★ Kacey Musgraves HQ ★ @MusgravesHQ]

oooooooo let’s put a little sparkle on

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

owing me money and having plasma in your body is crazy

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Outmugging her own daughter iktr

[d0minique. ❤️‍🔥 @njhandswift]

Me listening to the new Kacey Musgraves:

[adam patla @apat10]

Love that Kacey Musgraves and Miranda Lambert did girl so confusing but yeehawed

[jenn ツ @JennTheHenn77]

new kacey musgraves album

CUNTRY IS BACK

[Camille @camirang]

Listening to Middle of Nowhere the second time fully through

[chase @cfree94]

COWGIRL SO CONFUSING

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Being incapable of seeing the beauty in a desert is a top signifier of lacking a soul btw

[Cody Dericks @codymonster91]

MOTHER MARY (2026, dir. David Lowery)

[T @BOTTLEBLONDEZ]

“I only paid for a bump and she gave me a whole bag. YAY ME!”