ian w

keeping it light and fun copywriter he/him/his

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

“give my enemies the good news, time flew”

https://t.co/VK5sG7JGzO

[jeff ²ᴰ² @PugetStout]

Why does it feel like my future, staring back at me

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

survivor would be better if they cast working class people again instead of 10 software engineers every season

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

on the whole outkast ovrkast thing suing an independent artist just doesn’t feel very hip hop

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

💯 maybe if they used him more they could’ve won the super bowl

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

still wondering why Seattle didn't feed this guy

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Kyle Whittingham: I don't want to say I hate Ohio State.

Kansas: Missouri was pro-slavery and they are evil.

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

dog it’s florida a&m let’s wait until they play a real team

[Brad Crawford @BCrawford247]

Pitch and catch for Miami.

More proof this is the No. 1 team in CFB and it's not close.

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

beast mode

[Matt Bond @MatthewBond98]

Woke up and instantly put in two zyns and watched porn

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

i eat healthy not to be fit but to crush 4+ beers a day without getting fat

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

we are currently observing the seattle mariners inventing new ways to lose baseball games in real time

[Meth Troxler @funshak_]

Well would you look at that, it’s the weekend again

[h @lesbokaladin]

“why do mariners fans want geno suárez back he can’t hit” well okay so the rest of our team can’t hit either maybe we just want to see his face every day did you ever think of that

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

@AthlonS2K @PuckSports winning the series doesn’t matter. we’re 2.5 games back and should be trying to win every single game.

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

do you ever get the feeling you’re on the wrong path? like even if i end up achieving everything i’m working so hard for it still won’t be enough?

ah just me? nvm

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

his 19 HR would be tied 3rd on the M’s

yes he’s sucked this year but weston wilson and brock rodden also aren’t hitting for average

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The Reds have placed Eugenio Suarez on waivers, per @Ken_Rosenthal

Teams have 48 hours to claim Suarez, who is owed just under $3 million for the remainder of the season

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

@Mariners @Mariners @Mariners

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The Reds have placed Eugenio Suarez on waivers, per @Ken_Rosenthal

Teams have 48 hours to claim Suarez, who is owed just under $3 million for the remainder of the season

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

this is the most “mariners miss the playoffs by 1 game with a loss to the angels” season i’ve ever seen

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

Down the stretch: The Mariners play the A's, Angels and Rockies in 17 of their last 22 games this season.

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

what if you have nothing?

[rachel @chaotictransfem]

red button is genuinely a horrifying concept. do you think you could reproduce the circumstances that led to you meeting your partner? your friends? your career? you'll be forever haunted by what you couldn't recreate

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

it’s called lossmaxing. if you pack multiple losses worth of run differential into 1 game, you can focus on winning the other games 💯

[deepak @likelyapril]

experience mariners baseball

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

you can’t bench your 2nd highest WAR position player 4 games back in august because of antiquated principles

[Matt Loveless @MattLoveless]

Two things should happen tomorrow:

1) Julio should sit
2) Dan needs to express Julio is being benched for a lack of focus.

We love and need that guy, but if 126 games have taught us anything is that failure of accountability is worse than letting it slide.

[ian w @ianwalkerx]

go M’s!

[MLB @MLB]

MLB HISTORY 🤯

The Brewers' 22-0 win tied the largest shutout victory since the start of 1888!