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Assistant (To The) Regional Manager

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always workout for you.

[UEFA @UEFA]

UEFA statement on The Times article: ⬇️

[Albert Castellón @albertcastellon]

Argentinos residentes en Catalunya: si queréis joder España de verdad ahora que os insultan, hablad catalan. Les jode el orto.

[Will @MrAngeloValdes]

Me acabo de dar cuenta que Lamine Yamal ganó este Mundial eliminando a Cristiano, Mbappe y a Messi, con 19 años. Fack.

[BRIOCHE @BrioEnfurecida]

Me gusta pensar que ahora hay alguien aparcando en los Campos Elíseos pensando “que raro, cuánto sitio libre…”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It's soooo hot. Can we please stop bombing countries, switch to green energy, and stop using AI? For crying out loud.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“I don’t believe in climate change.”

Bro, it’s not the Tooth Fairy. It’s science. You either understand climate change or you don’t. It has nothing to do with your beliefs.

[Marc Berruezo Ais @MarcAis]

Funniest thing about the Central Europe heat wave fuss is that, all of a sudden, the Spanish siesta, closing stores mid-day, and dinner at 10 PM doesn’t sound so lazy Southerners.

We had 35 degrees for centuries before AC existed. Welcome to our life. You will get better at it.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Messi - 5 goals
Mbappe - 4 goals
Cristiano - Ronaldo

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Remember, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships.

[Hanky 🍷 @Hanky_solo]

Qué pena que este hombre se dedicara al fútbol y no se hiciera dentista.

[Joel @Joepsi]

A los Colombianos a los que les estan diciendo que en Argentina bajo la pobreza, les comento que el presidente del organismo encargado de la medición RENUNCIÓ por la vergüenza que le daba difundir números inventados.

Ahorrense la vergüenza que estamos pasando 🙏

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

"Not all jobs are supposed to earn you a living wage" oh for sure, this is my recreational job.

[Don Nadie @Juanma297_]

Estimada Seguridad Social:
O me jubilas a los 60, o cuando tenga 80 me caso con una de 20 y que se quede con mi pensión de viudedad durante 60 años.
Espero sus instrucciones...

[E.M. @DigresionXII]

España, quien hizo del catolicismo un imperio, hoy vomita insultos al Papa. Argentina, faro académico y artístico, hoy eliminó todo financiamiento cultural. Venezuela, fiera de la lucha soberana, hoy sonríe ser una colonia. Alguien hizo bien su trabajo, y no fuimos los hispanos.

[Pomsita @pomsitatwittea]

ojala los hombres odiaran tanto a los pedofilos como odian a las gordas

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

How come AI is treated as inevitable and something we must adapt to and accept, but renewable energy technology, sustainable infrastructure and electric cars aren’t treated with the same urgency or certainty?