Markus

Photographer. React developer. Trail runner. Oenophile. I code things with Javascript, and photograph things with Canon. Was a llama in another life.

[Markus @iaremarkus]

~5 years ago I started tinkering with hot sauces.

Today, I start a prelaunch for LE•MO Sauces 🙌

LE•MO Sauces are a range of honey-based, preservative-free, sweet chilli sauces

We have our first batch fermenting currently, and we’ll start bottling in 2 weeks.

[Markus @iaremarkus]

I had hoped it was a short-term thing, but Pinelands is now routed through a @CheckersSA @Sixty60_Tweets "dark store" and it's been a dismal affair since 😭

Our ~R2k a month spend, is now < R200
12pm on a Sunday, and already next slot is only tomorrow.

Such a shame :/ :(

[Markus @iaremarkus]

I feel like the people that first tried to drink the white stuff coming out of a cow, are the same people that saw a scoby floating in water and thought "yeah imma drink that"

[Markus @iaremarkus]

Can't believe this is still a thing @CheckersSA

I'm genuinely curious why I can't specify the grammage I'd like, with a ~100g window or something.

Sometimes I get 500g+, and other times I get 75g.

Please okes. We can't plan meals this way :(

[Markus @iaremarkus]

Do these ranges have to be so large @CheckersSA? This is either a meal for one, or a family of four, and I have no idea what I'm going to get 🤨 kinda hard to plan a meal this way

[Markus @iaremarkus]

@prieurdp Yeah found ones further along in the timeline

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I know I'm colorblind, but surely I'm not THAT colorblind 😅

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Some @FordSouthAfrica 4x4 action in the Matroosberg Mountains this weekend 🏔️

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@TAKEALOT i'm sure i understand this... I'm paying the monthly sub for free delivery, the product says I can get it tomorrow, but when checking out now suddenly its next week tuesday?

[Markus @iaremarkus]

Look ma! I’m on shelves 🙌 🥳

LE•MO Sauces now available at Back Area Gardens organic deli in Pinelands

https://t.co/Aur7bQsGAJ
https://t.co/euckVRoWhm

[Markus @iaremarkus]

~5 years ago I started tinkering with hot sauces.

Today, I start a prelaunch for LE•MO Sauces 🙌

LE•MO Sauces are a range of honey-based, preservative-free, sweet chilli sauces

We have our first batch fermenting currently, and we’ll start bottling in 2 weeks.

[Markus @iaremarkus]

Enjoy your sauces @mrcraigharding 🌶️🍯

[Markus @iaremarkus]

Reason #641 why I will never work from an office

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if you haven't yet tried the LEMO Sauces Jalapeño Sweet Chilli sauce, question your life choices

Craig days it's one of the 5 food groups apparently 🤣😅

https://t.co/86zZJMJkNq

[Markus @iaremarkus]

when you play music on your phones and forget that you paused it during the fade out

“this music is soft. i’ll turn it up”…
volume++++++++++++

and then the next song starts

[Markus @iaremarkus]

@mattpocockuk It's a thing that does things, with the things you give it

[Markus @iaremarkus]

14 years ago
vs today 😻 🫶 😘

[Markus @iaremarkus]

In an admittedly risky move, I took my camera around the Rollercade at Battery Park a couple months back and snapped some pics of the skaters 👌🔥

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SUPER stoked that https://t.co/BlfTXBHJgi is live - it bodes well for the coming months, BUT, weirdly enough, for some tech items it's still cheaper to buy from the USA store and import it

[Markus @iaremarkus]

@warpdotdev 👋 on any given project, I start a CMS, Caddy, and then a React FE. Typically this happens in 3 splits of a window.

It'd be great if the 'WarpDrive' could be extended to save this flow and let me create these splits + run those starts in a single click/command?

[Markus @iaremarkus]

Is it just me or does this rock version of Adele's Easy SLAP 🔥 🤘