"who is the pretty little white girl in the sparkles that brought out Earth, Wind, & Fire?"
"that's Sabrina Carpenter. she sings Espresso."
"😀" (old girl doesn't know it by this title)
"you call it THINKIN BOUT ME"
"ohhh yes she's adorable okay I would like to officially support her. she's like a bite sized Mae West, love her vibes"
"I'm sure she feels better knowing this and is grateful"
"don't be a smartass, just tell her I said it"
"mama, I don't know Sabrina Carpenter personally"
"but you have that tweet thing, just declare my support IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS SHE'LL SEE IT GOD GOT ME"