Ash

I'm a comedy genius who just doesn't happen to be funny
I wasn't born talented but I'm sure trying anyway
they/them

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

Quick reminder that Val from The Birdcage is the worst son in movie history. Worse than The Good Son. Worse than We Need To Talk About Kevin. Worse than Kylo Ren.

[kat @yslnadi]

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[Kuurna @Kuurna0]

This fucking dog kills me every time i see it love this guy

[Ash @iashmcknight]

For me it's the fact that over the past two days I've spent $200 on underwear. Living large.

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 896

[Ash @iashmcknight]

I have a confession:
I can't listen to Let Loose by Loosey LaDuca anymore, because it was my alarm tone for taking my meds when I got my wisdom teeth out and now I've pavlov-ed myself into associating it with Percocet too much. I flew too close to the sun and got burned.

[Ash @iashmcknight]

I just really wanna have a good cry session and feel bad for myself

[Letícia @tuesdaywood]

don't invite me unless these are the plans

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Nuggets mascot Rocky the Mountain Lion passing out while being lowered from the rafters before Denver’s 2012 home opener against Portland.

[Ash @iashmcknight]

And why do some of them have American accents? I'm so confused

[Ash @iashmcknight]

Someone explain something to me.... If all the clones have the same accent as Jango Fett, then why does Tech have an English accent?

[Ash @iashmcknight]

The way I just got denied a role because I don't have a social media following 🙃

[Ash @iashmcknight]

Brb taking the day off

[What We Do In The Shadows @theshadowsfx]

We’re calling it hot vampire summer. FX’s What We Do in the Shadows returns 7.13 on FX. Stream on Hulu.

[kat @kyber_kat]

happy mother’s day to the galaxy’s greatest space mom, hera syndulla