MAMS

Princess of Puns. Love: Friends, Tea, Music, Talent, Laughs, Fashion, Cars, Good Grammar, Manners. Less Love For: Negativity, Liars, Cold, Rudeness & Anosmia

[MAMS @iASpires]

5 years on and, sadly, I still don’t own this! 😂💎💍 Great taste @ReeseW 😍✨ @Boodles @SalonPriveUK #GirlsBestFriend #Diamonds @WilliamGoldberg …I went for the cars instead!! 🏎🚗❤️

[MAMS @iASpires]

@MartinSLewis What if you don’t have parents or a relationship with a parent???!

[MAMS @iASpires]

. Thank-you @jpsaxe for being one of the only musical geniuses to still perform and charge an affordable amount for a ticket @electricbrixton ❤️🎉👏🏽😊

Now I’ll just wait for #AirFrenchBand #Air to follow suit 🤞🏽🤣 @LondonColiseum @RoyalAlbertHall #icandream 🎟️🎫

[MAMS @iASpires]

My superfan friends and I have been bouncing around, loving a gazillion @Rudimental gigs over the last ten years, yet I don’t think my heart has ever beaten as fast as when I realised they flew back from Singapore with me today ❤️ 😁💃🏼👏🏽😱

[MAMS @iASpires]

@christapeterso My boyfriend shelled my pistachios last night. Nobody has every done that for me (I don’t think I could do it for anyone) and now I’m convinced I’ve found an absolute God of a man!!!

[MAMS @iASpires]

@AmazonUK Two days in a row, my delivery came, the driver rang the bell, and seconds later, when I answered the intercom, he was in his van and didn’t hear me; then drove off as I opened the door!!! I even added an instruction to say allow time to answer after yesterday 🤦🏼‍♀️

[MAMS @iASpires]

@SoVeryBritish Philadelphia with marmite

[MAMS @iASpires]

@HeathrowAirport Thanks 👍🏽 …the joys of being called out of bed at 4am because your friend’s prebioked £25 taxi didn’t turn up… and it costs you £40 🎉💸💸💸💸💸💸💸😩

[MAMS @iASpires]

@HeathrowAirport Dropped at LHR at 5am one day (I don’t know which!) and I can’t remember if I paid the drop off charge. Tried all means of making contact to check with no joy. Website sends me round in circles and I just moved house so no idea if pcn issued if I didn’t pay £5.

[MAMS @iASpires]

@SavageXFenty Am I using the filters incorrectly, or do you not have a single white bra in size 36E? #vip #savagexfenty

[MAMS @iASpires]

@DougAllanCamera See you in Guildford 👏🏽🥶🦭🐳❄️ @YvonneArnaud Seems an ice age since the pre-covid Freeze Frame shows ⏳ #dougallan

[MAMS @iASpires]

@UberUK Really? It’s a £7 ish standard journey; is reserve messed up?

[MAMS @iASpires]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Secretglasto @secretglasto]

Dave Grohl being removed from the pyramid stage during Elton John's set

[MAMS @iASpires]

Found these at @BushstockFest a fair few years ago; they’ve come a long way 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Secretglasto @secretglasto]

To reiterate, the Woodsies tba today is Rick Astley and Blossoms playing The Smiths.

[Secretglasto @secretglasto]

As per our tweet on Tuesday the 1945 TBC slot on the Park is The Pretenders. We are fairly sure Johnny Marr will be with them and have heard whispers of a certain Mr Grohl also making an appearance.

[MAMS @iASpires]

@secretglasto @OOFestivals Please tell this to O2. All my friends on other network are loving the use of the app with maps and updates… I’m, however, feeling left out and unable to meet up with friends or run my business while I’m away 🤬

[MAMS @iASpires]

Not if you’re glancing at Sticklinch 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Happy surprise! Feeling soooo relieved (excuse the pun!) that the toilets are not like my 2008 Glasto adventure! And 24 hour showers 🚿🛁🪥 #Sticklinch You are the best 🛖❤️ #IAmACleanGirl #glastonbury

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to recreate a festival at home:

- Don’t shower until next week
- Don’t flush your toilet
- Say “oh my god” in horror every time you open the bathroom door
- Say “I’ll be okay in a minute” a lot
- Lose your phone
- Have an existential crisis
- Spend hours trying to find your bed
- Brush your teeth in the garden
- Buy a small portion of chips for £12.50
- Maybe listen to some music

[Secretglasto @secretglasto]

The Pretenders @ The Park, Saturday, 7.45pm - Confirmed! Special guests too 👀

[MAMS @iASpires]

@TheUnderworld @tayloracorn I got some 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Soooo happy. See you on Tuesday 😁

[MAMS @iASpires]

Seriously, why can’t I get even 1 ticket to see @tayloracorn at @TheUnderworld ?
This is killing me 💪🏽 She got me through my hardest times!!!! Need to bounce to this music harder than ever!

[MAMS @iASpires]

@weecey90 @tayloracorn @TheUnderworld Thanks; I think I bought them just now. Been working all day so feeling MEGA lucky. Thank you so much for your tweet ❤️

[MAMS @iASpires]

People who lay their milk down are psychopaths & are more likely to become serial killers! 🤣

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I’m not laying my milk down like a maniac.