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[dom @mizzaclizza]

i like twitter bc it doesn’t give u girls he’s slept w in ur suggestions

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

That one ex-friend that was lowkey supposed to be in your life forever

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

checking to see if they texted me back after purposely putting my phone on DND so i wouldn’t check

[O_o @cyriion]

i only go insane during a talking stage i’m a chill ass girlfriend

[777 @_garrettcharles]

my sister and I love being like “last night was a girls episode” aka nothing really crazy happened but we still fought with friends and talked about our weight for three hours

[leen @viennasfool]

the evil bisexual manipulator yall think nate jacobs is

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Pamela Anderson adopted a no-makeup look after the death of her makeup artist and close friend.

[cris die @criisdie]

Summer could be this

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

[haziel @monologodapearl]

idades em que vc sofre mt:

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[patt @INMYHEADPATT]

how the end of the month feels after putting things on your credit card

[໊ @wynavira]

mondays aren’t that bad once you cannot tell days apart from each other

[Euls Euls @LadyCharrr1]

You can easily tell when a person is dating or stealing at work.