Water companies have been banned from paying bonuses.
So Anglian Water has given its chief executive a £1.3m 'retention payment' instead.
I’d call that, ‘taking the piss’ but they're dumping most of that into the River Ouse right now.
Less than 2 weeks until the fundraiser for former player Mike Carroll who is very ill with Topical Steroid Withdrawal. You might know Mike as the father of Ollie and Amelia who were diagnosed with incurable Batten Disease.
By all means enjoy opening your presents…
your mid morning bucks fizz..
your selection box..
20 pigs in blankets..
too many sprouts..
too much pudding...
a turkey butty..
your mince pie and brandy butter…
But enjoy it by being disciplined! 😉
Merry Christmas everybody 🎅🏻
An autocratic government is suing the premier league because it doesn’t like the rules and wants more power over English football. That’s pretty weird. How do you get yourself into a situation where you imagine it’s a good thing? And where’s the uk government on this?
@pelliclemag @totalcurtis @philmellows Love this article guys. My Grandpa used to get very excited when be saw a pub serving Bass. The sign of a proper pub. #nationalbassday
"Blackpool beach visitors advised not to swim after 14-mile sewage spill."
1 month ago @unitedutilities paid £300m to shareholders. Perhaps more of that money should have been spent on their failing, underinvested, creaky old network of pipes.
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Gary - Have you ever commissioned a full water billing audit for your many businesses? We could potentially recover enough to make a late bid for the mighty reds. I am your man! #OVERLAPONTOUR
Freed from the EU Water Framework Directive the Govt pushes back the date to clean up rivers and waterways in England by 36 years from 2027 (EU date) to 2063 (new UK date) https://t.co/K5kwVxlQ9T now that’s what I call taking back control!