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[Banka🇨🇩🇵🇸🇸🇩 @ib_banka]

My tweets do not accurately depict my reality.

[Banka🇨🇩🇵🇸🇸🇩 @ib_banka]

@Mordzs_ I mean they’re centered for a reason🤷🏽‍♂️

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

FaceTime needa let you choose what volume to put up I be wanting to hear my Tiktoks man

[౨ৎ @Alychaaaaa]

our parents lied bad cause why tf would anybody be giving out drugs for FREE on halloween

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

I would Cuff her & wouldn’t give a damn how none of my friends feel
Because they would do it too
& i’ll eat it

[Eyan Buruku Oloko Eshin👹 @RadicalJimmah]

This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.

[gcluppy @gcluppy]

your mom leaves for a few days with the fridge stocked and 30 bucks on the counter for pizza and you're all settled in to goof off and stay up late and then your dumbass 9 year old brother drops a dumbbell on his head. I know these kids were livid

[Bliss Paradox @Blissparadoxs]

People will copy your entire personality, adopt your taste in music, and then act like you stole it from them in a fever dream.

[B @UnseriouslyB]

Obituaries are historical documents. That’s why being left out of the family list is a big deal 😩.

[` @schiz04renic]

showing up overdressed is how you assert dominance

[invader cem @dcemberraiyn]

Not enough monkey

[gabby @gr4bastar]

he #knew

[gilly✨ @gillyorwhatever]

I don’t do well around people who don’t appreciate logic and reasoning. Your feelings will never outweigh facts around me.

[͏ @Bohemian_Wolf_]

Do you know how angry you have to be to do this 😭😭😭😭

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnna]

People think I be flirting with them whole time I’m literally just making you feel human and accepted.

[the Urban Yogi @Lazce]

Slavery comes in many forms... this is the next level of progression

[🩸 @fullywhoever0]

This ho needa lemme hit befo she get fat I can see tha signs already

[Nice Guy Zell 😄 @zellmutlaq]

i SUCKKKK at estimating how much money i am spending!!!!

i be like “i should have $700-$800 left”

and bitch it be “$203.64” !!!! LMFAOOOO who is using my card!!!!

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

They purposely make the images black and white to make you think it was long ago meanwhile the "six year old girl" who is ruby bridges literally has a tiktok account.

[Danielle knows a lot @Daniell64334313]

Imagine being a conspiracy theorist for 10 years, getting called crazy by your entire family, and then the Pentagon releases a fucking survival plan.

[KB 🎰 @p1cass00]

Her lil weird ass I know that Hole good asf