IbQuadri

A simple human personality

[IbQuadri @ib_quadri]

@SbuMasang Have you seen Cole Palmer or Ngolo Kante yet?

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@HRRonald001 ???

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@rwenzori_ Hi brother. I'm an Electrical engineer... Let us connect 😁

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@Ol0ye Mazda 2 no make this list?

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I only just found out that 1st, 2nd, 3rd is because of firST, secoND, thiRD…

[IbQuadri @ib_quadri]

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[MS Ingawa @MSIngawa]

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@Moquero_ @DarlUtd @EuginhoCortez Shut up... Stop saying nonsense with confidence. How many Ford cars have you driven to come up with this dirty conclusion of yours? You don't know cars

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@Moquero_ I don't think you have driven a Mazda car yet. So underrated and super reliable

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

How you live life when you have no debts, no exam, no job, no deadlines, no classes, no assignments and no bills to pay.

[DahgurlMira 🥵💦 @DahgurlMira]

The Audacity for me 😪

[zay baby |Virtual Assistant | Flodesk Queen🫅 @zainab_ayoo]

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[AFRICAMUSTBEFREE!!!!!!! @engrICO2015]

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[ariooom @suksesberatttt]

sleep on the bench press 😭🤣

[ariooom @suksesberatttt]

Never mind...

[Shedyfooty @Shedyfooty]

i remember when lautaro martinez got mad after conte subbed him off so they organized a boxing match in training for them to settle the feud 😂😂

[nduka omeife @ndukaomeife]

My mother, Alhaja, as she was fondly called, was a drama Queen. I will narrate just one story today.

So my mother entered a bus, and the driver drove past her bus stop, even after she called his attention.

When she complained, the conductor suddenly chose violence 😭

He started abusing her loudly:
“Awon iya aje! Eko osi kuro! Iya aje!!! Huuuuu!!!”
(You witches! Poverty-stricken Lagos! Witch!!!)
The bus stopped.

At this point, my mother calmly reached into her bag and brought out a small container of Saturday Night powder.
She blew it lightly, snapped her fingers kpaa! and muttered some very strange, very unnecessary words 😌

Then she stepped down from the bus.

As she looked back…
😭😭😭

EVERYBODY in the bus had alighted.
Men. Women. Everybody.

They were walking towards her… genuflecting… prostrating… begging.
“Ma, please forgive him.”
“E ma binu ma.”
“E joor, e ma binu.”
They were now scolding the driver and conductor instead.

My mum said calmly,
“You people will take me to your office.”
💀💀💀

Everybody agreed immediately.
The driver reversed the bus and drove her straight to the office.

On getting there, my mother said,
“Bring the conductor.”

The passengers shouted in unison:
“DOBALÈ!!!”

The conductor prostrated flat.
My mum brought out the powder again.

Looked up to the sky dramatically.
Blew it.

She muttered another fake incantation, and the whole crowd responded:
“ASE!”
“AMIN!”
She gently placed her hand on the conductor’s head…
SLAPPED IT 😭
and said:
“Go in peace.”
😭😭😭😭😭

When she finished narrating this story to us at home, we almost died of laughter.🤣🤣🤣

Honestly…
African mothers are not normal.
They are a genre.🤣🤣🤣

I miss her so much.😭

[Fútbol Memes @FutbollMemes]

Barça beat Real Madrid:

- in a friendly match
- in official match
- in the King's Cup
- in Spanish Super Cup
- in League...

• At home
• Outside
• On neutral ground

Also on three different continents,
- Asia,
- America,
- Europe (Spain)

✓ With a red card, without a red card...

- During the day
- the night
- under a closed roof
- under an open roof
- in 90 minutes
- in 120 minutes
- with remontada
- without coming back

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Someone just submitted a ticket asking why their laptop is running slow.

I remote in. They have 3 Chrome windows open with 60+ tabs total.

I close all but 5 tabs. Computer runs fine now.

I write in the ticket: "Resolved - Optimized system memory allocation and cleared background processes."

They reply: "Wow, thank you! What was wrong?"

I reply: "Just some resource management issues. Should be good now."

I didn't lie. I just used technical language to describe "you had way too many tabs open."

If I say "close your tabs," they'll feel scolded. If I say "optimized memory allocation," they'll feel helped.

Same result, better optics.

Also, they'll probably open 60 tabs again next week and submit another ticket.

And I'll "optimize" it again.

This is called job security.

[IbQuadri @ib_quadri]

@rodrygozone @w7jx1i @badboi_junny5 @big_iri @TheRealRex01 @its_MDee @Cleverlydey4u Day or night, it doesn't changes anything... Awareness needs to be created at a safe distance away from the parked vehicle. That's the standard and basic driving etiquette. C-Caution is not a night tool