Balam Jalam

Some days I’m funny, others I’m not, sometimes I’m in overdrive & I can’t stop... || she/her 🌈

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

Here's a thread of all my playlists 😅

[westerosies @westerosies]

THE QUEEN WHO NEVER WAS, BUT SHOULD HAVE BEEN #HouseOfTheDragon

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

RIP Rhaenys Targaryen, the Queen that never was! #HouseOfTheDragon

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

WHEN WILL CRISTON COLE DIEEEE!????????

#HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

[Koral Dasgupta @KoralDasgupta]

Without taking anything away from Surya Kumar Yadav (T20 WC 2024), here's the blueprint.
Harleen Deol took the catch to get the wicket of Amy Ellen-James in the India vs England game in Northampton. 2021.

[demi @_demiwilliams]

me when Criston Cole survives another episode #HOTD #HouseoftheDragon

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

India wins the world cup 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

#T20IWorldCup #T20WorldCup2024 #INDvSA

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

RAS MALAI KHAUNGI
RAS MALAI KHAUNGI AB MAIN TOH

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

INDIA WINS THE WC 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 #INDvSA

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

@mollluuu #BRIDGERTON ?

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

Farts hi farts.

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

‘Sarad Pawar got slapped.’
Bhakts: We don’t care.

‘Arvind Kejriwal got slapped’
Bhakts : Waah Maja aa Gaya.

‘Kanhaiya Kumar got slapped’
Bhakts : Bahot Hard, Bahot Hard.

‘Kangana Ranaut got slapped’
Bhakts : Violence should be condemned bro 🥹

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

She’s like a nice grandma.
But now I won’t get these hugs 🥲

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

There’s this old stop sign lady who hugs me everyday.

The moment she sees me get off the bus, she waves & opens her arms for a hug. And she told me that she’s gotten used to my hugs and looks forward to it everyday.

But now I have to tell her that I’m moving this weekend 🥹🥹🥹

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

Sometimes, she just looks at me and knows that I’m too tired. Then she hugs me even tighter and says, “get some good sleep. you have to take care of yourself, okay?”

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

@N0tS0Fine was that really you? 💀

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

I don’t think I’ve ever been THIS comfortable with anyone. I can simply be me. Without overthinking, without second guessing.

It’s THAT.

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

Ye gobi bhadwa kab haarega elections

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

@ayahuascaaaaa Dabi huyi si awaaz hai. Ek hi lehze mein gaata hai. Variations itni nahi kar sakta hai. And he cannot change his voice like other singers can do.

As I said, only his lyrics are good. Not the voice. He is decent. I’m not saying that he cannot sing. But he’s not THAT good.

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

I’ve never liked Atif Aslam 💀

Am I the only one?

[Balam Jalam @ibalamjalam]

We’re moving in together 🥹

But if her girlfriend visits, she’d have to sleep on the balcony. Because I’m not sleeping out of that room.💀