Bash Money Millionaire

if we're being honest, i bash two, maybe three times a week. tops.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Yo guys. The Rain Train BBQ will be popping off on Sunday, Aug. 30 in Delco, PA at Ridley Creek State Park. I wanted to have it earlier in the month, but it was turning into too much of a cluster fuck, so Aug. 30 it is. Write it in blood. Everyone is welcome to come.

[Bash Money Millionaire @ibashdaily]

Everybody is falling it. They are "suspending" the red card, so they can enforce the red card in the next round. They are setting up the ultimate screw job.

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@ShotgunnSuge

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@BronsHoodi @ShamsCharania @piecefv7 How much help do Maxey, VJ, PG, and Embiid need with scoring?

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@yannispappas @greendragonhq

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@TonyWords Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...

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@robbiegoodwin 12 year olds in MN right now:

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@ryanlfoster_ Do you do work in Conshy?

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

W. Kamau Bell called Nate Bargatze a fascist.
That's like me calling W. Kamau Bell a comedian.

[Bash Money Millionaire @ibashdaily]

I'm "California" sober. Meaning, I don't drink, but I smoke weed every day, do coke on the weekends, and ketamine twice a year for "therapy".

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

7 years sober today.

Thank you to everyone who has walked this road with me.

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Sometimes it pays to have a last name that starts with A. Shout out to the homie @ZASpookshow

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I love idiots who've never played a sport or attended physics class asking "How come that guy always falls over after running full speed then jumping three feet in the air at a crazy angle? He's a flopper."

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@mattS00774142 I agree things are stupid, but this is a great idea. Most rotisserie chickens these days come in a greasy plastic bag that never stays closed. It's a nightmare transporting them without getting chicken juice everywhere.

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The fact that this translated perfectly from Portuguese is amazing.

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@douglasisadope Hell yeah, bro.

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@robbiegoodwin Come on, Robbie. You're going to sit there and tell us that this season has actually been good?

It's a shame because the previous two seasons were excellent and it felt like they were returning to form.

[Bash Money Millionaire @ibashdaily]

@legit_scumbag You still climbing? Should help you get better sleep and get your energy up.

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Congrats to two of the sweetest boys in comedy on their big night tonight. I've spent the last six months secretly trying to find a way to Austin this weekend, but it wasn't meant to be.

When these two guys blow up (Tim figuratively, Zac literally), I'll be able to say I was there for the before times. When Zac did the first comedy show at 2300 in a monsoon, or when I cupped Tim's balls at the FGR picnic. What a ride!

@timbutterly @ZacsMorningZoo

[Creek and Cave @creekandcave]

🔥 .@gasdigital half hours are being recorded all weekend at The Creek in Austin, TX 🔥 You don’t want to miss this! Catch 2 new half hours each night as 6 comedians lay down their latest hilarious material…and you get to be in on the filming.

Grab tickets 🎟️: https://t.co/4NlHd5PWNn

Here’s who’s recording each day -

🔥 Fri 5/22: @samtripoli & @UncleLazerComic
🔥 Sat 5/23: @ZacIsNotFunny & @timbutterly
🔥 Sun 5/24: @aaronbergcomedy & @LandauDave

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I'm just going to blindly say that this movie is going to be phenomenal.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Kyle Gallner has joined Brie Larson in creature feature SKELETONS from director JT Mollner (Strange Darling).

Told from the perspective of a boy who discovers that his parents are hiding a secret about his mother’s true nature.

JJ Abrams will produce.

Source: @DEADLINE

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@JimNorton I'm going to get The Bends that dive was so deep.