IBC All-Star

Roaming the Tanner Building learning the nuts and bolts of the holy DCF and almighty LBO. Marriott School trained. A Kim Smith protege. Wall Street ready.

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

FACT: I was the first person ever who was invited by Kim Smith to go get an ice cream bar. #ksprotege #theOne

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

@kimilayton Thanks for the love. It's only fitting that the heir to Layton Construction brings me back. So, you seeing anyone? #builtbyu

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

Rumor has it, every year a new, witty, first-year GS analyst is chosen to manage @GSElevator and that @stevenfunk is the top prospect.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Uggs season. Pumpkin spice lattes. And a new iPhone... It's the white girl trifecta.

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

When it comes to girls, you hook up with the hot and you marry the rich. This is what I call value investing #nohonorcodeonWallStreet

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

My boy @WarrenBuffett followed my lead and joined twitter! #mentormenteerelationshipinreverse

[Provo Allstar @Provo_AllStar]

You Only Lifted Once. #YOLO #provoallstar http://t.co/eVOqntMNru

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

Need some girls who are down for NCMOs to relieve stress during finals week #hitmeup #nostringsattached #hititthenquitit #I'llbringthegum

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

I don't always make sausage, but when I do, it's made of sophomores #IBC>MCC #Placementstats? @BYUIBC

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

I guess I'll say congrats to the new presidents, but we all know they're second best #turneditdown #notthathighofastatusanyway #nextJamieD.

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

Finally found a place where I fit in perfectly! #PIMPCO #doublewammy #modelsandbottles

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

So god made a banker -- Superbowl commercial!
http://t.co/qfODr0Sl
#thisiswhatisignedupfor #takeadvantageofstupidpeople #lovemesomefatbonus

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

Just accepted an offer, upgraded my tanning membership and officially the Tanner's hottest commodity #newgulbrandsen #allstarstatusachieved

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

Merry Christmas everyone. I know I've been a good kid cause Santa is getting me a job on Wall Street. How do you know you've been good?

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

Baylor might have a better basketball team but we have more alumni on Wall Street #bankingmattersmost #nooneatbaylorwillevergetmyjob

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

Last time I held a door open for a girl was at prom #imsotypeA #earnmyrespect #meanmuggin

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

I realized today what the difference between gambling and investing is... Me. #deliveringalpha #riskfreebaby #watchoutdavideinhorn #allstar

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

For Thanksgiving I'm grateful that half the IBC has already stopped emailing and calling for break #soldmysoul #money>holidays #ilovebanking

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

Just stole Marc Dedrick's jacket. That's the way to set up one on one meetings #facetime #learnfromapro #emailingistoogeneric

[IBC All-Star @IBC_allstar]

"Oh, you've been networking at the meetings?...I was out taking your offers" #amateurs #ksprotege #thanksibc #allstar