Drew Dyson

if you like Star Wars, i like you.

[Drew Dyson @ibdrewd]

I love celebrating my best friends birthday more than my own

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

Why does every mermaid want to be a human? Like this shit sucks.. why wouldn’t you want to just swim away and hang w dolphins am I right

[Drew Dyson @ibdrewd]

Jessie was trying to deposit money at the bank and her mom yells out the car window “SAVE SOME ONES FOR THE STRIPPER” and the old lady behind Jess looked so concerned hahaha

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

Turning down the song “Fergalicious” when I pull into the parking lot because I don’t have enough confidence for that.

[Drew Dyson @ibdrewd]

hey I’m not wrong https://t.co/vQIpMJTWnd

[subby @ericasubby]

Getting roasted by @ibdrewd on the daily

[jessie @jessiejaninee]

Colt 45 https://t.co/ja2Fp6XYtI

[Drew Dyson @ibdrewd]

dude, come home. I need you more than Reno does.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel

[Drew Dyson @ibdrewd]

don't wear a band tee if you can't name more than 3 of their songs

[Drew Dyson @ibdrewd]

Nanny life

[Drew Dyson @ibdrewd]

@jessiejaninee @briinicolee_ double check the dates before you go 😉

[jes @jessica_1kool]

California right now is feeling a lot like the year 3000 where not much has changed but we live underwater

[Drew Dyson @ibdrewd]

there are two types of people

[jessie @jessiejaninee]

THE BARTENDER CAME UP TO OUR TABLE AS MY MOM SAID "MY VAGINE IS PLATINUM" IM CRYING HQHAHAGAHA

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

I love my bitmoji it's like my own little animated Lizzie McGuire narrating my life